What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being brutally murdered as you are watching your guts spilling out of your body

What do you get when you cross a chicken and a fox? An eaten chicken.

One night, a man was bitten by Dracula. The first thing to come out of his mouth was "Joke's on you, I have AIDS!" Then proceeded to laugh hysterically until Dracula snapped his neck

roses are green, violets are yellow, I am a hybridizer.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was mentally retarded and didnt know any better.

what's worse than a joke about the holocaust? the holocaust.

Knock Knock Who's there Doctor Doctor Who

I remember the last words my Grandfather said before he kicked the bucket: "Hey, how far do you think I can kick this bucket?"

Whats green and smells like a red apple? A green apple

How do you stop a group of black guys from fighting? go over to them and ask them politely to stop.

Why did the black man quit his job as a rapper? Because he was an admirable father and husband and was willing to sacrifice his passion to provide for those he loved.

Why did the fisherman go to Alaska? The commercial fishing business is strong there and it was a sound financial decision.

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? Depending on the amount of saliva you produce each lick the answer to this question varies species to species.

An man walks to a bra

Japan is Weird We aren’t saying Japanese people are weird but it’s a fact that the strangest pictures floating around the internet are from Japan.

how do u have sex with a really hot girl who is not interested in you? Rape her in a dark ally

Why did the chicken cross the road? The chicken just lost his job and has entered into a deep depression. He was going to commit suicide at the local KFC, but as he walked into the KFC, he saw a beautiful woman. They lived a full and happy life together until the chicken died of old age. Turns out the woman was blind, and partially deaf.

what do u call a Muslim flying a plane??? 9-11

Why did the mexican immigrant have no friends? He lacked social skills and was unfamiliar with American mannerism's.

What has one head, three eyes and seven legs? A cow with a tri-pod rammed up it's arse. The third eye is a result of a birth defect.

Roses are red, Violets are violet, If you think Violets are blue you're an idiot because they're called violets for a reason.

What did the over-baring Chinese couple say to their son who got an A- in algebra? How do I know? I don't speak Chinese!

What's worse than getting sockson your birthday? Getting cancer on your birthday.

Vagina Boob

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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