- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a nutcracker and a can of tomato soup? Oh... I don't know, I was asking you.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue,All you HATERS of J. Bieber, Go suck your MOTHER.

What were the pilots' of Malaysia Airlines Missing plane favourite programs? Lost...

what did the boy say to the over weight girl your fat

What did the German girl say to me? entschuldigen Sie (excuse me)

how do u drown a blond you put a scratch and sniff sticker at the bottom of a pool.

what has wheels and is red. A heart, i lied about the wheels.

Gary: Hey Bill, wanna hear a joke? Bill: Yes Gary: Okay.

Why did the man lose the poker match in the jungle? He was playing a cheetah.

A man attempts to rob a bank. The police are called and the robber is arrested for attempted robbery.

-Knock Knock -Who's there? -George. -George Who? -George Carpenter, Remember? We were in the same class in third grade. -Come on in!

Making jokes about 9/11 is just plane wrong.

There's 3 guys, a fat guy, a skinny guy, and muscular guy. 7 days later, the fat guy receives an invitation to the zoo. It turns he got a new job and his friends was so proud.

Moby Stick, the Great White Twig

Why couldn't the cat drink his milk? Because his ears were stapled to the floor.

What lives in a pineapple under the sea? Japanese People

What do you call a man with no arms and half an eye? Larry -Jack Sparrow

How do you kill a blonde? There are a variety of methods, but I prefer a fine mix of insecure clowns and pepto-bismol.

Why was the boy sad? His parents died in a horrible accient earlier that day.

Why did the man sit on the chair? Because he was tired of standing

Why was six afraid of seven? He wasn't. that joke is just a way to convince you that seven is a scary number.

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What do you call a magic owl? HOO-DINI!

Hurricane Sandy should be named A-Rod. Cuz he dosent hit anything

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