Golf.

What do you call a piece of celery with peanut butter on it? your moms dead

What do a duck and a tricycle have in common? They both have wheels. Except for the duck.

Alien vs. Predator = Evil Staplers vs. Evil Jamaicans

Wanna hear a dirty joke....? A pig rolling in mud!

Why did the guy go to the strip club? To look at naked people.

Why did the bunny cross the road? Because it waited until a car was driving by and then got run over.

Whats better then free candy from a guy in a van? Trying to find his lost puppy so his kids don't cry.

Why couldn't Billy eat his dinner? Because a black man amputated his hands.

roses are red violets are blue porn hub is down your mums facebook will do

what did the hammer do on the test -he nailed it.

A chicken crossed the road and the farmer said, "Where the hell is that chicken going!?"

There once was a man from Dundee, Whose Limericks ended on line three. I don't know why.

Do u know where the glue is? nope, i just glued my hand to this table, so im no help to u

2 black kids walk into school

What's worse than finding half a worm in an apple? Rape and child abuse.

A psychotic man steals a Police Officer's handgun, the man runs down the street. What happened? He fell in a hole and died.

Whats the difference between a baby in a comma and an iPod? I actually use the baby.

whats pink and fluffy? pink fluff

What do you call a muslim flying a plane? A pilot. WOW your racist!

what's worse than than finding a worm up your ass? Death

What do Ping-Pong and Godzilla have in common? Both of them have nothing to do with budhism.

Situation: 2 cows eating grass on a warm Sunday night. Question: Why does 9+4=3 1/2? Answer: 69!

Why did the black kid pass the exam? Because he studied.

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