What do you call a black stormtrooper. What ever his name happens to be.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares?

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What is the most confusing day for chavs? Fathers day

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A man invented a time machine that didn't work. Because he wasn't a scientist, he was an ice cream man.

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My Butthole.

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Why did little Susie Fall in the well? She had downs.

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Hey there, I like bananas! No you don't.

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Why did the man sit on the chair? Because he was tired of standing

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Knock knock Who's there? Banana? Knock knock Who's there? Banana Knock knock Who's there? Orange Orange who? Orange you glad you don't have cancer?

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A redhead walks into a bar. The bartender asks him if he wants a drink. He says yes.

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No just stuff on the internet when I get bored, like on facebook and stuff, why a nurse? Whats wrong? Is he ill?

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What's your blood type? Red.

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Why can't the toucann fly anymore? Because they're extinct

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Q:Why was the black guy carrying a gun A:He's a cop

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your momma so fat.... that as she walked by....... i missed 3 commercials

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Knock, Knock. Who's there Hey, it's Dave. Oh well come on in.

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What do you call cheese that's not yours? Stolen Property.

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why is 6 afraid of 7 because seven is black

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what do you call white people running down a mountain? Avalanche What do you call black people running down a mountain? Jailbreak

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how many toyota's does it take to pee on a soccer game 900 because isis is a cat vagina

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A German, an Irishman, a Mexican and a Texan are flying together on an airplane over the ocean. When the plane begins to experience engine trouble, they find that there is only one parachute for the four of them! Through an amazing display of flying skill, however, the pilot is able to complete the flight and land safely.

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Why did the jews get off the bus? Because i threw a fridge at it

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how do i know if my husband is cheating? beat him until he tells you

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roses are red violets are blue i have AIDS i'm about to die

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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