- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yo momma is so fat that she is at a high risk for heart disease and diabetes!

How do you confuse a blonde? To get to the other side

I would very much love to meet you again Erron, call me sometime I do not care how you get my number.

what did the banana say to the orange? nothing because a banana is a fruit

What's worse than a fly in your soup? Cancer.

Whats a hobbo's favorite food? Trash

What do you call an Islamic man fling a plane? A very frightened passenger who took over flying the plane when the pilot collapsed due to a heart attack

Roses are red, Violets are blue, He has died, And now will you,

Why didn't the blonde hook up with the business man? Because he was a raging alcoholic and a severe smoker who was incapable of looking after his 3 kids and he has gone to jail 3 times for public nudity and beating his wife.

What do you call white people on a bench? NBA What do you call black people on a bench? RTA

Why do men not get cullulite? Because it's ugly.

Why did Susan fall off the swing? -Because she has no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Susan.

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No. Neither have they.

Why did the fat kid rob a pizza shop? Because he happened to like pizza.

Who is the fastest kid in AA? Alex Solomos

why was the kid laying in the middle of the baseball field? he was shot in the face then mauled by a bear.

What's worse than getting full-blown AIDS? Finding a half-eaten worm in your apple.

how many black guys does it take to screw in a light bulb?................ we dont know because u cant c them

How do you get rid of a pile of dead babies? Call 911 so someone will pick them up and take them to the morgue.

WHYS S AFRAID OF B CAUSE OF SBB

Why did the boy chuck a fridge at the other boy? Because he broke his toy train.

Why was the asain studing? Because he had a 59 in math and needed a C to tay on the footbal team.

What do you call 1 + 1 = 2? i like boobs

My friend thinks he's smart, He said that onions are the only food that make you cry. So I threw a coconut at his face.

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