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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Whats worst then losing your wallet? A: Giving birth to a dead baby.

Why did the baby cross the road? Because it was stapled to the chicken

Two muffins are in an oven. Ten minutes later we're enjoying delicious muffins together.

what happens when an Asian and a Jew get married. They have children.

Q: Why did Sally fall off the swing? A: How the heck would I know? I don't Sally.

Where would Tupac be if he was white? Not the morgue

Why was 13 afraid of 27 Because 51 had an extra penis

How much wood could a wood chuck chuck, if a wood chuck could chuck oak? Well, If an oatmeal man could oat chuck oat, then a wood oat chucker could chuck oats.

There once was a man from Nantucket. He got AIDS and died.

Why did kenny the koala fall out of the tree? becuase kenny was dead. Why did kesha the koala fall out of the tree? because she was hit by kenny while he was falling.

What did the rabbi say to the Muslim? I don't know I wasnt there. But it probably had something to do with their varying religions.

What did Susie do when the music was too loud Nothing

A seal walks into a club. The poacher continues to beat the seal to death.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because I felt like kicking something.

1: I know a lot of people hate Mondays, but my least favorite day of the week is Thursday. 2: Can I ask why? 1: Of course you can. Everyone has free will.

What did Helen Keller name her dog? Phil.

A guy wearing a top hat walks into a bar. He says, "Ow."

Doctor, I keep believing I am stuck in the Matrix! Oh thats common, you know existencial crisis and so on but we got medications, you want the blue or the red pill?

What did Jamie get for Christmas? Nothing. Jamie is not friends with Christmas.

Hey there, I like bananas! No you don't.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Nothing, as speaking to himself is a sign of mental illness.

whats the meaning of stonehenge? ask the ones that built it!

What is little,red and its in the corner??? -strawberry in the corner

Why was the boy crying? His mother has terminal cancer, and his father does not have the financial stability to cover the cost of the surgery and keep up on house payments and buying clothes and food for the children. He will be living in a foster home in a matter of a week.

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