What should you do if a stranger picks you up? Politely request that he put you down.

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A blind man accidentally walks into a gay bar. The bartender escorted him out and pointed him in the right direction.

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How do you get five black men in a car? You offer them a good deal, then show them the car fax.

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Why did the man have a finger coming out of his ear? He had a birth defect.

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batman has diarrhea

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What's the difference between a Lamborgini and 100 dead babies? I don't have a Lambo in my garage.

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What do people call the completely paralyzed man with no eyes? David, his name.

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sally has no arms knock knock who's there not sally

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A guy walks into a bar. I didn't see anything else.

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What did the kid with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Nothing, he died.

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What did the three year old say when he dropped his milk? Shitting buggery!

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Why did the puppy get shot? It lived in Detroit.

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What did Joe get for his first birthday? Nothing he died at birth

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Knock Knock Who's there? The police. Your husband died.

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What did the audience watching inception say at the end ................ WAT THE FUK

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Why couldn’t the bicycle stand up on its own? The kickstand was broken and the child whom of which owned the bicycle no longer had the need for training wheels.

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What did the wizard say to the man? Wizards aren't real. Thus not able to speak.

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Why do people on this website suck? Because they are n i g g e r s and jews!

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A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

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Knock knock! Knock knock!! Knock knock!!! Knock knock!!!! WHOSE THERE! Wait its a woodpecker

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What did one pig say to the other pig while sitting in the bathtub? No thanks I already have a typewriter.

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Knock Knock, Get the f*ck off my porch

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Remember those days where we planned what to do with our lives instead of wondering what things lied ahead? Those where the days, it does not matter if we are relics, heroes, or villains today. Back then, we did not seek to discover our future, we sought to create it, back then our people did not pray for a better day, but worked for it. And love and kindness was not something only found in heaven, but what we shared in what was the closest thing, to heaven on earth. Tell me the truth, are there many like us left in this world?

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How do you make Adolf Hitler angry? You can't, dead people are not sentient, and hence cannot feel anger.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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