- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do lazy asses get for Christmas? Fat

What's worse than a tree getting cut down? This joke.

Why did Jimmy lay down? Because he was tired

Whats black, blue, and red all over? A man who has just been severally beaten.

What do you call a man with no friends? Terry

What is worse than getting hit by a bus? 9/11

Black people in Camden NJ.

Cliterus

What did i say to the stupid person? Your Stupid.

What's the difference between a truck full of bowling balls and a truck full of babies? One's used for bowling and the other's just sad.

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Cause he was a chicken.

Why did the Jew cross the road? After looking both ways many times, repeatedly, to make sure there was absolutely no element of possible danger, he concluded that his best option was the cross the road.

Why did the chicken cross the road? We can never be truly sure of the chicken's real purpose, but given the circumstances of the surroundings, the story has it that the purpose of the chicken was to physically move to the other side of said road.

You wanna know what's totally out of this world? The moon.

Geography Teacher: What caused the earthquake of Japan? Me: Godzilla constipated too hard, and it caused an earthquake. Tsunami was the result of his poo. Geography Teacher: then how do you explain the after shocks...? Me: Godzilla shat his pants after the toilet

What is the difference between a Nigga and a bucket of shit? ....The bucket.

why was the man so good at holding stuff? he was born with 4 arms!

What did the mother say when the train hit her? Bad train! We don't hit!

Knock,Knock Who's there? Afro Circus Ya get the fuk off my property!

What did the big chimney say to the little chimney? Nothing, chimneys can't talk!

Why did the little boy chase after his ball? Because it rolled away

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm a schizophrenic And so am I

Q - What is worse than a nerdy joke on anti-jokes with a lot of big words in it? A - Although I get scared when i see big words, the page long jokes are probably worse

Roses are yellow Daisies are purple Tv drinks yes Why swing the door

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