What's big, grey, and can't climb a tree? A car park.

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What did Buzz say to Woody? A lot. There were 3 movies.

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So a guy walks into a bar and says, "I can hold a spoon in between my butt-cheeks." Jillian Michaels asked him if that will help him lose weight.

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why did the baby cross the road? he was stapled to the chicken

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Why did Sara fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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What ryhmes with turtle rape

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Q: What's the best way to satisfy your hunger A: Eat

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Your mom is so fat that her Body Mass Index is 30,?which is considered obese, she should really try to lose some weight.

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Doctor, people dont notice me anymore, doctor?... HEEEEEEEEEEEY!

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You mom is to dumb when she herd about Walgreens she thout all the walls were green

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Why did the woman call 911? Fire.

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"knock knock" "whos there?" "pizza delivery!"

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Whats 89 x 67? Sponge. Whats 10 + 9? 19 Whats 9 + 10? 21!

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Girl 1- why was 6 afraid of 7? dog- ..................................(doesn't say anything because dogs can't ruff)

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What is funnier than the funniest thing in the world? Something funnier than the world!

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Man: Excuse me sir, is this where I turn in my library book? Farmer: You must be really lost, this is a farm.

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How did Sarah Offet win? He had no arms. Knock, knock? Whose there? Not Sarah Offet

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there's a few black guys in a car, who's driving? their dad because they're kids

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what good about eatting every night knowing that a african want

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Two polar bears were sitting in a bathtub. One said to the other, "Could you pass the saop?". The other say, "What do you think I am, a typewriter?".

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How many black men can you fit into a mini? Five One in the drivers seat. One in the passenger seat. And three in the back seats. Anymore would be both dangerous and impractical due to the small interior volume of the car, and it would also put a significant strain on the cars limited engine power. Especially when tackling a steep incline.

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Why did the blonde fall off the cliff? She was blind and deaf so she never knew where to go, and her parents kicked her out for her problems. It is a sad situation that noone wants to go through

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So there were three guys on a plane. they all died.

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A teenager walked into a bar. A drunk man got angry and beat him to death with a club.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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