Why cant African children read? While there are many contributing factors the largest would probably be the lack of a standardized education system mainly due to the logistical factors involved in reaching so many wide spread communities. Also the current economic climate and general disregard for civilians by the governments in these area would suggest that the states' focus would be on other issues besides the welfare of their citizens, this is probably similar to other countries in similar situations such as middle eastern, eastern european, and latin and south america. Then again, not really being educated on this issue in almost any way, has probably contributed to a broad generalization, and so the premise of this joke is most likely flawed in any case.

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Why did the teenage girl pee on a stick? She and her boyfriend had foolishly engaged in unprotected sex two weeks before, and she was now concerned that she may be pregnant.

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Why was Armando unable to be found by his friend Ashley ? A: They both were murdered 7 years ago, and bodies are unable to do anything if they lost their soul that was with that body.

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Jesse gets back at people who takes his job, by trying to get with their sloppy seconds.. Emphasize trying.

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how do fit 104 jews in a car? 2 in the front, 2 in the back, and 100 in the ash tray.

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A man walks into a bar.. and has a bomb strapped to his chest

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why did the zebra cross the road?

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What did the plane say to the ground when they hit each other Boom

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Why dont you greet your friend Jack on a plane? because you will say "hi Jack"

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What did the bullet say to Bin-Laden? Suck it

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What did the Po-Po do to the speeding Mexican? Gave him a ticket.

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I guess we will have to see, if I where to one day use my ways of thinking with the intention to become the most corrupt politician of them all, do you think I would succeed?

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Then none of us want to be right.

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Why was the man shot in the head twice? He wasn't because he died after the first and it is nearly impossible to survive a gunshot to the head.

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There was a cat and a copy cat. the regular cat jumped off a cliff. How many cats are left? 2 Cats have 9 lives!!!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Yes.

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Why did the Asian ace the test? Because she had worked very diligently, taken copious notses, and studied fervently until she had a thorough mastery of the topic.

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You are so down to earth, and never confuse that with "simple minded".

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Why was the white man's baby black? The mother was black.

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The bartender says "We don't serve time travellers here". Two time travellers walk into a bar.

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How do you know when an Asian has robbed your house? You have informed the police, who in turn searched the house for DNA evidence, eventually leading them to the criminal, who just so happened to be a troubled Asian teenager attempting to join a local gang.

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KILL WHITEY

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Why can't Michael J. Fox draw a perfect circle? Because no one can draw a perfect circle.

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Whats the hardest part of the vegetable to eat? The wheelchair.

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