- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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So these two girls have a cup .

Q) How many boring people does it take to screw in a light bulb? A) One

Why couldn't Sally celebrate hollaween? Because she's not allowed to take candy from strangers. Also Sally died a week ago in a car crash.

Why did the Zombie kill and eat a man? Because it was hungry.

Then that means that, I thought I was working with you? No wonder things did not work out, no wonder jerks like Jonas "the wizard" got inside my team, he was recommended by this "Axel Knight"

Yo momma so fat, when she went out side in a red dress, everyone yelled "HEY, KOOL-AID!"

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Sugar is sweet, Who gives a shit

NASA sent a probe to Uranus and wondered why people were laughing.

You know what I am gonna come up with that could potentially make me millions of dollars? An idea that could potentially make me millions of dollars.

Why does it get hot after a basketball game? Because of the crowd all breathing out carbon dioxide and the high level of activity generating excess body heat.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

Your momma's so fat that when she uses a hoolahoop, she cant use it, she is fat.

What's faster than a black man running with a VCR? His son with the receipt of purchase as they realize VCR's are clearly outdated and must be returned right away.

Knock, knock Who's there? It's me Me who? Just open your damn door funny guy it's freezing out here I don't get it

whats worst then antijokes? the holocaust

Man: What is the meaning of life? God: Buffalo wings. Lots and lots of buffalo wings.

Why was 6 afraid of 7. Because 7 was a terrorist

The GOV and the WHO?

What's black, blue, red, green, white, purple, orange, yellow, etc.? Last I checked, a bunch of colors

Why was Six afraid of Seven? Because Seven beat and raped Six when he was child multiple times, and Seven threatened to kill Six if he told anyone.

Pickles are moist.

Do you smell that? Sex and candy?

On a scale of 1 to 10, 6 being the highest how confused are you?

What is short and yellow? Most Asians

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