hello? knock knock. you called me, why are you saying knock knock?

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Ps: Its "Cain" again, just for matters of security here, how did he install power wires under the basement? How are you even able to use your computer over there?

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One night, I walked into a bar. I ordered a few drinks, and left later that night.

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"Knock knock." "Who's there?" "Dave." "Dave who?" Dave holds back tears as he realises his mother's Alzheimer's is getting worse.

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What did hitler say to the jacket potato? Your fucked now!

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what is the difference between a dead baby in a bag and a dead baby hung in the yard....the dead baby hung in the yard was shot down off the cross after being rmr'd

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what did the palatiespussy say to the asain how many cocaines did i say was a black pankakkkke MMMFUUCCK NORDSTRUM(CUM)

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Why did the frog commute suicide ? Because His mother was a type writer

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Q:What's black and white and red all over? A: An interracial couple in a car crash.

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One time, as a dare, John was forced to eat 5 king size chocolate bars, 3 cakes, 8 Oreo Milkshakes, and 7 packages of Krispy Kreme Donuts. As a result, John has diabetes.

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Why did the white woman press charges against the black guy? Because he raped her

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What's worse than a bug in your soup? Getting shot in the stomach.

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whats worse than a baby in a bathtub? its dead. Whats worse than that? its in a clown suit. Whats worse than that? The baby had down syndrome.

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I hate it when people dont finish there sen

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What do you call a mexican man working at a Taco Bell? A young man freshly out of high-school, who could not get into college because his family is sadly struck with poverty. He also has a baby on the way, due to his poor choice of not using protection when having relations with his girlfriend while he was intoxicated. I wish him the best of luck!

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why did the kid struggle in school? because hes mentally retarted

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How do you make a mime cry? Hit him with an axe

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A man jumped off a cliff. He died.

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Why did the duck turn black? an oil spill

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What's black and blue and hates sex? The ten year old in my trunk

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Double-whammy

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Why did Sally drop her Ice Cream Cone? Because her dog licked her butthole.

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why did the boat crash? a tomato was driving

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Hey I just banged you, and it was crazy, delete my number, and keep the baby.

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