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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how old is god? i don't know thats why i'm asking you. by: Brennan pickrell

What do you do when your archenemy walks up to you? Kill them due to their vulnerability, I mean they walked up to you...

I fear I do, maybe someone fooled you, but that was originally one of my aliases.

Your mother is so slutty that she seduced me while I was drunk. I'm so sorry.

I have a joke Who is better, Kobe or Lebron? Kobe. But I lied, that wasn't a joke.

So there was this cracker sitting on a bench. A pigeon picked it up and flew off. Probably ate it afterwards.

Chuck Norris doesn't go hunting, he is very fond of animals and would never want to shoot them.

An American man walks to Mc Donalds.

What do you do if you walk outside and see your t.v. floating in the lawn in the middle of the night? Go back inside.

What's a foot long and slippery A dick

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

Ask your friend: Will you remember me in a week? Will you remember me in a month? Will you remember me in a year? Knock Knock. Who's there? How did you forget me already?!?

What is veiny, turns hard, and has a tip at the end? The male genitalia used as a reproductive organ mainly in sexual intercourse known as a Penis.

What's the difference between 10,000 dead babies and a Farari? I don't have a Farari in my garage.

What does the president and the prime minister of china have in common, Sickle cell anemia. 342

Q: Why did the plane crash? A: Someone threw a hippo at the pilot.

haha black people :D

Roses are red violets are blue I have five fingers the middle one is for you.

What's the worst part about eating a dead baby? It's a tie between the smell, the taste, and the depression associated with whatever decline in humanitsy that has brought you to this point in your life. Overall, it's an outright terrible situation.

whats the difference between and black guy and a bench? a bench can supoort a family

Why couldnt the pirate get into the movies? Because it was rated pg-13 and his parents didnr likw him watching that

Can you help jack Off. The elephant?

knock knock no no you go now i clean

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