Why is the beach always so angry? The beach is just sand and waves and lacks sentience, but makes up for it in crabs.

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Q: what did humoure say to lie A: u must be tellin a lie

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Why was john's balls itchy? Because he recently gained a severe infestation of pubic lice.

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did you hear about the dyslexic, overweight, wheelchair bound blind guy? No? Niether did I, I'm deaf so don't hear about anything.

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I fear I do, maybe someone fooled you, but that was originally one of my aliases.

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What do dogs and keyboards have in common? Nothing.

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Thank you for flying Buzzy Fly Airlines. Today we'll be flying around Uranus.

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justin bieber over spongebob *snicker*

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whats the difference between a black guy and pizza? a pizza can feed a family.

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field day?

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I like that, but why am I happy?

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What is black, white, and red all over? something that just so happens to be seen by the color blind.

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My wife told me that I should see things from a woman's point of view. So I looked out the kitchen window.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because animals walking across a paved street is a very common occurrence ever since the industrialization of the modern world.

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what do you call a door made of steel? a steel door

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Hah, I bet a faggot that lost his balls in the war is "above" such things as seduction and all things straight! 25 million US dollars, send them to me within a week, or I will hunt you down by tracking down every single one of your fucking followers (all six of them), and make you wish you where dead. And tell me where you live, send me your sister so I can rape her, send me your boyfriend so I can cut him to pieces, send my your children so I can make sure your genes stop, send my your mothers tits so I can hang them on my wall, and kill your father and post the shit on youtube! Maybe then we are halfway close a settlement.

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What is more boring than watching paint dry? Aids

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Why was the little girl crying? Because she was hanging upside down from an oak tree.

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What's worst than finding a worm in your apple? A fat kid sitting on you

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, STDs are contagious. Careful who you screw!

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What looks like a horse, but smells and has feathers? A dead horse with a pidgeon in its ass.

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don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!

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Why did the blonde lose her job as a teacher? Because she was in a sudden and violent car crash in which she died a slow agonizing death.

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Why is it irrelevant whether someone is a twat or not? Love your neighbour.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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