- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A Penguin Waddles into Abercrombie and Fitch.

Q. How do you punish Helen Keller? A. Rearrange the furniture in her room

What happened to the hungry child? He got out of Africa

Roses are red Violets are blue i suck at poems nice titz

The holocaust

What happened when the boy fell off of the bridge? He died

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

What do you call a man with no arms or legs in water? Drowning

Two black guys are seen running out of a convenient store. They've just received word that two planes crashed into the twin towers, both their sons worked maintenance on the 73rd floor.

I scream, you scream, we all scream because we're getting murdered.

What did the man do when he went in the bathroom he took a crap wiped his butt and washed his hands and went back to meet his family at the dinner table

Q: Why did the white man die? A: because he had cancer

What starts with F and ends in UCK? Firetruck. What starts with P and ends in ORN? Popcorn. What starts with S and ends in HIT? Shit.

How do you know if elephants are watching a movie? If a Volkswagen Beetle is parked outside the movie house.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.. Why did the 2nd monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first moneky.. Why did the 3rd monkey fall out of the tree? It thought it was a game.. Why did the 4th monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure..

Yo mamma's so fat, she's self-concsious about her weight and is embarassed when people make fun of her weight which makes her escape to her only friend, food, which makes her even fatter, so she will never lose weight until society accepts her and is not so prejudice towards overweight people.

what did one barstool say to the other what theres a butt on me

What did the Polish man say to his doctor? "Witam, doktorze. By?em kaszel z ostatnich kilku tygodni i jest wysypka na moim lewym ramieniu. Czy jest co? co mo?na zrobi?, aby mi pomóc?" I don't know what it means, either.

david give me my money back... i will have it next week

two elephants in a bathtub Elephant 1: pass me the soap Elephant 2: no, radio!

Your momma is so old, it is likely that she will pass away in the near future, and I would recommend you to spend some quality time with her.

Why did the boy cry when he sat on Santa's lap? Because Santa's boner reminded him of his pedophiliac step-father.

Mom: Are you going to jump of a cliff just cause your friends are? Kid: You got married to dad cause you were the last lonely whore left of all your friends. And you wanna talk to me about peer pressure. Mom: Go jump.

Q: What did the mute kid say to his mother ?

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