Why do women like NASCAR? They don't.

how do you poke a chinese person in the eye? with a credit card!

what did the British horse say to the man who owned him? nothing all he sad was neigh.

my wife out of the kitchen

I hate Jews The Holocaust

Jimmy tells his mom he wants to be a Firefighter when he grows up to which the mother replies, "You can't Jimmy, you have leukemia."

How many black people does it take to tar a roof? Just one. Unless he wants to do it in a shorter amount of time and calls a few friends to help him.

Why did the Arab bomb the US? Because it was his job.

Roses are red, violets are blue, can I have a ball? No these can't be removed

Jamie stegman liked doodle alot. Yummy he thought to himself as it entered his mouth.

A man walks into a bar. He is a diabetic and promptly goes into a coma after drinking.

What's worse than The Holocaust? CREED...

In 2030, what will most people be doing for a living? Using food stamps.

How did the boy escape the burning building? He didn't. He burned and when to hell like everyone else.

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? the holocaust

The kid next door was running around shouting spells and carrying a wand. ''I bet you'd love to be like Harry Potter!'' I told him. ''Yes!'' he exclaimed. So I killed his parents and locked him under the stairs.

Knock, Knock Who's There

what better than getting an F on a test? getting an A on a test.

What happened to the girl who got an infection from an abortion? She died.

What did the man think of when he saw a squadron of military bombers flying over his home? The football game is about to start

Why did Mary fall off the swings? Because she had no arms. Knock Knock, Whos there, Not Mary

whats black and doesnt work? a broken black toaster

What do you call a black man? A person

Wanna hear a joke? Me too.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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