A guy walks into a bar, orders a drink, and nothing interesting happens.

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there was this kid who was perfectly well-adjusted, had most normal things a person needs and a generally good life. what did he get for Christmas. non-hodgkins lymphoma.

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Boy: Will you go out with me? Girl: No. Boy: Why? Girl: Because I don't want to.

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Knock knock. The door was not answered because, rather than rapping upon the door with his knuckles twice consecutively, Joseph simply said the onomatopoeia verbs vocally. He intended to wish his neighbor and dear friend of twenty years the best of luck with his current situation, as his neighbor had been recently divorced from a marriage of forty-eight years. Joseph then walked home, because intruding upon his friend's privacy would have befuddled him even further.

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Why did Susie fall off the swing?? ShE had no arms. Knock knock... Whose there? Not Susie

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Kim Jong Un thinks that he is in shape. And when you think about it, he's right. Round is a shape.

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What is a baby chick after 9 days old? 10 days old.

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shirt and blue, i call this one snow white, to score and seven years a jo, six samurai kageki, coral, 50 piece, specific frame, whats with that one, amy, hoption, smell my butt, smell my balls, smell my fart, smell my poop, urgay, pringles,

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How do you call a hispanic man crossing the border? First you must find out his phone number, then using a different phone make a phone call to him.

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Roses are Red Violets are Purple But nothing rhymes with purple.

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wael.. nuff said

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How did Bush really get into the White House? The front door.

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"knock, knock" "who is there?" Gestapo

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I like my women like I like my coffee... 2 cream 1 sugar.

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A cow went into a meadow and ate some grass. Some time later he wandered off.

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jd and zach loves vigina

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I am back with more jokes! -Lets go Mets It is best to dislike this one

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What do you call a white man without a face? Dead. What do you call a black man without a head? Negger.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was Dead.

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What was big and stiff A 30cm ruler

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Why dont jews eat pork? Because the torah doesnt allow cannibalism

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Q:Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? A:He slipped and fell. Q2:Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? A2:He was stapled to the first monkey. Q3:Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? A3:Peer pressure.

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If you call a quiz a quizzicle, what do you call a test? A set of questions or problems used as a means of evaluating the abilities, aptitudes, skills, or performance of an individual or group.

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Why did the man smell like french toast? His wife previously made him a plate of it that he ate before walking out of the house.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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