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How many blondes does it take to skrew in a lightbulb? Usually just one.

Stop making fun of Stevie Wonder, you dont seen what he has.

Women outside of the kitchen.

What do you call a kite that doesn't fly. A broken kite.

Roses are red Violets are blue Still the Holocaust

Asians look like they have down syndrome.

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What do you call a cow that's not cooked? A cow

Why was the mother sad? Because she had just watched her beloved baby get shoved in a blender.

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What did grandma get little Benjamin for Christmas? Nothing, she died last year

What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

Q: How are a plum and a rabbit alike? A: They're both purple, except for the rabbit.

What happens to a fish with no fin on the right side? It repeatedly swims in a circle.

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What do you do if you are locked inside a car with a baseball bat? Unlock the car

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Why are black people good at basketball? Because they train hard and practice daily.

Why did the dead baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

Three men walked into a bar. The last one ducked.

What is a dog's favorite color? Dogs are colorblind and can not see colors.

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