- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the different between a blond and a brunette? Blondes taste better when cut into small pieces and fried in a skillet.

John and Marry wanted an abortion. God just laughed And Jesus was born Merry Christmas everyone!

how do you make a plummer cry? you spell PLUMBER wrong

What do you call a German who roasts Jews for a living? A comedian.

What do you call a doctor without a head? Deceased

Womens basketball

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Haiku doesn't rhyme, And neither does this

Every week or so Chuck Norris does his laundry.

What does a blonde say when she wants to order a large pizza ? "Hi, I would like a large pizza, please."

Why did the chicken cross the road? It is theoretically impossible to read another's inner thought process, but it was probably due to the electric stimulation from the brain to give the chicken's muscles the ability to move.

Q. Why did the television set turn on? A. Because someone pressed the power button.

What is the Hardest part of helping a grandma who has having trouble crossing the road? Picking the gravel out of the wrinkles in her knees.

whats an aids victims last wish not to have aids

Roses are red, yup.

Wanna hear a dirty joke....? A pig rolling in mud!

How did the Mexican get into the united States of America? He was an american citizen, just of mexican descent.

What looks like poo but is rainbow colored? Rainbow colored poo.

Steven hawkings shook my hand

I guess calling you dear was a bit overboard for you huh? Well, just promise me you will get whatever help you need if you get ill.

Your mom is so old she is significantly more identifiable in a crowd of middle-aged men and women.

What do you get when you cross a spider with a cow? A dead spider.

Roses are brown, violets are brown, someone keeps shitting in my garden

Based on every event that ever happened on Earth, where is a terrorist most likely to plant a bomb? Site B. Many more people play CS:GO than attempt to bomb any real-world location. Site A is a close second.

Hellen Kellers dad put a plunger in the toiler and left it there. Hellen Keller went to use the bathroom and.. moved the plunger so she could take a shit.

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