Did you fall from heaven? Because I seem to notice fractures to your knee, spine and a possible permanent risk of poor posture.

Q: how do you get a live elephant into a refrigerator? A: you buy an industrial sized refrigerator from cost-co and then walk the elephant slowly but surely through the door. Q: how do you get a giraffe in a refrigerator? A: after removing the elephant by means of walking out the door, slice the giraffe into small pieces approx. 1m by 1m by 1m and put those into the refrigerator

Did you here about the guy who kidnapped Liam Neeson's daughter? Well, he died

whatis worse then tripping over and landing head first in dog shit No alot

What do you call a black women serving 60 years in prison? A prisoner.

What goes from pink to red in 5 seconds? A pink shirt when red pain is spilled on it.

a kid was running across the street. he just got hit by a truck

What is the name of Steven Hawkins condom.... Anti virus

what's the only thing funnier than a dead baby nailed to a tree? The look on the mom's face.

What did the fish say when he ran into a cement wall? ....Nothing fish don't run What did the fish say when he swam into a cement wall? ...Damn

Why did the blonde kid that was really gay He got a bad case of HIV

Why was the doctor unable to perform his surgery properly? Because he forgot his scalpel

Why wasn't cacto at school that day. Because Silas gave him extreme butthole aids.

Knock knock. Who's there? A bad joke.

Three blokes walk into a pub. One of them is a little bit stupid, and the whole scene unfolds with a tedious inevitability

A blonde and a brunette were hanging onto the edge of a cliff for dear life. The brunette somehow found the strength to climb back up. The blonde was impressed, but had muscular dystrophy so she slipped and fell to her death.

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why did the boy scream? because he got shot.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Tulips can be of multiple colors.

Once upon a time there was an ugly barnacle. He was so ugly, everyone died. The end.

Your mamas so old. When she farted dust came out.

What's brown and sticky? Shit.

A blonde walked into a bank. She deposited her check, thanked the teller, and promptly left.

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A.Because that's where it wanted to go.

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