Knock Knock Who is there? The IRS coming to take your house

Your mum is so ugly that i make jokes about how ugly she is

What was the asian person's name? I don't know, I never met him.

What has 17 eyes, 43 toes, 11 feet and, 9 heads? A 17 eyed- 43 toed- 11 footed- 9 headed monster.

Why couldn't the boy talk? He drowned.

The other day I went to the holocaust museum and it was horrible No air conditioning or cold drinks

What do you get when you cross a hamster with a zebra? A genetic abomination that you should put out of it's misery.

A blind man who spoke English and a deaf man who used sign language went to a bar together. Although they didn't communicate they had a wonderful time.

How many feminists does it take to change a lightbulb? One, although depending on how high the light in question is and where it's located she may need someone to help hold a ladder for her, if it's particularly unsteady.

Is your refrigerator running? I heard there was a power outage in your area.

Yesterday, upon the stair, I met a man who wasn't there. I saw him there again today; I've been sectioned. [L]

a blonde does something stupid. she dies. its funny.

A white man is running away from a black man. Because they are Playing tag. A gaming involving to touch the other person

what did the african say when he got cancer? what? i don't know, he said it in african.

Q:why did i cross the road A: time to get a watch

if you don't like this you're gay

I would tell you a joke about a broken pencil, but it's pointless.

whats the difference between ur mom and my mom? nothing i slept with both of them

What's a ghost's favorite color? Usually whatever their favorite color was in life.

Jesus walks into a bar, the bartender shoot the zombie

Roses are red Violets are red I'm bleeding quite profusely I should proably go to the hospital

Why did little Suzan fall of the swing? She has no arms. Knock,Knock Who's there? Not Suzan

why did the chicken cross the road? because yo mama so fat and the pig ate my poop

the awkward moment when you have a boner on your boner

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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