What does Adolf Hitler hate more than Jews? Nothing.

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Why didn't Michael Jackson celebrate his birthday? He's dead.

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Why did the christian go into the church? To pray.

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Because it was cooked with eleven herbs and spices.

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What did hitler get for christmas??? Roughly 3 million dead jews in the ashtray

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Why do dogs walk across the street? Cause they can

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Why couldn't Bobby attend his friends wedding? He was struck by lightning. Knock. Knock. Who's there? Not Bobby

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What did the little boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

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Q: what did one guy say to another guy? A: I don't know!

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Two men fought over a bag of peanuts. The peanuts won.

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My title of old was Satan. You humans killed my brother, ending God the holy trinity`s stay on earth, the Gods Omega. Moral: And yet you call ME? THE ANTICHRIST?!? I OFFERED HIM WATER! YOU OFFERED HIM TORTURE AND DEATH!

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Me: f*** off Asshole: YOU'RE MOM! Me: -is dead.

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Why did the racist guy die? Because the black guy stabbed him with a fork.

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What did Robin say to Justin Beiber? You're gay. Angus L.

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Two Jews are sitting in a large oven. They realize it is a dangerous place to be and get out of the oven.

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What do you call it when a plane crashes into a school? A terrible accident.

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I was sitting in traffic the other day. I was runover.

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A bar walks into Chuck Norris.

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A mouse sniffed a peice of cheese. It was on a mouse trap and then it died in the trap.

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How did the Muslim pilot die? He had a fatal heart attack while flying over the Atlantic and as a result the 300 passengers died by drowning.

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Why can't Stevie Wonder read? He has retinopathy of prematurity and was born blind.

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What's worse than Hitler killing six million Jews? All of the Jews. --ZeNaziGermanDoctior

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Why did the man pee his pants? Because he was paralyzed from the waist down and had no way of feeling

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Panda walks into a restaurant with gun ready to eat, shoot and leave to finish a really good grammar joke, but before he can eat, Animal Control tranquilize him and seize his gun. So all he can do is leave unconscious. Meanwhile someone takes enjoyment in slowly burning the dictionary entry for "Panda".

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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