- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Tell me you're a rapist. You're a rapist. This joke makes no sense. Mashed potatoes.

What's a Gigawat? I made it up.

Knock Knock Who's there? Interrupting owl Interrupting owl- HOOOOOOOOOOOO

Why Is Six Afraid of Seven? because he is black.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? He wasn't: 9 was a dick.

A Priest and a Rabbi find a very young lost child. They both agree that their religions obligate them to find the child shelter.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust. What's worse than the holocaust? Finding two worms in your apple.

What did the single woman get for Christmas? Raped.

Q: How do you know a chinese guy robbed your house? A: your homework is done, your computer is updated, and 2 hours later he is still trying to back out of your driveway

Next up, Sharpi and Ryan take their audition faliure very seriously in "columbine high school musical"

what do friends and trees have in common? If you hit them with an axe multiple times they fall over

Two black guys walk into a bar. The bartender says "what are you doing here" and the black guys say "to get a drink"....

Robin, get in the Batmobile.

What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? Whatever their names happen to be.

What do you call an old man who took too much viagra? And ambulance, because he could possibly get a heart attack from the fluctuations in blood pressure

Knock knock Who's there? The bank. We've come to evict you from your house.

Why did the turtle take so long on his run? Because he never went on a run he walked.

Why did the wife scream when she saw her husband? Because he was dead

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Don't read this or I'll be angry ...…...... Darn you...

Showcasing you? Really? I am tired too, yeah its daytime here as well, sleep well then. Hey, by the way, when you where like posting a lot of weird comments, where you trying to impress me?

A brunette, redhead, and blond were on a road trip. Their car broke down in the middle of the desert. The redhead offered to get help down the road, but never returned. The blond and brunette walked the direction the redhead went, but died four days later of heat exhaustion.

What did the cow say to the chicken? Moo. Moral: Cuckoo!

Why'd the monkey fall out of the tree? Cus he was dead. Why'd the other monkey fall out of the tree? Cus he was stapled to the dead monkey!

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