What do you get when you cross a spider with a cow? A dead spider.

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What do you do to become a hairdresser? Set Off the fire alarm

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Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme But this one doesn't

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don't just stand there

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How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends how hard you throw them.

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Why did the white girl lose the race? The girl that she was beating was black and her boy shot her. Therefore the black girl won.

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Three people walk into a bar. Eight people follow them. They all go back to Bob's house, except Anna, Jimmy, and Joe. TImes the amount of people going to Bob's house by four. Thats how many people get arrested at the end of the night. How many people aren't arrested? Do you even know why you read this? Get a life and go to an actual bar, a party and get arrested.

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what can jump higher than a tree? anything that can jump because everyone knows that trees cannot jump.

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Q: if it takes a week to walk a fortnight how many pounds of oranges can you fit in a grapegruit. A: None, because there is no bones in ice cream

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How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? It's dependent on many factors, like the size of the babies and the tub. It would be a horrific endeavor, and you should probably stop thinking about such things.

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Who pushed joe off the building? Nobody. joe hated his life and wanted to die

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THIS ONE TIME MY DOG ATE A WHOLE CHEESECAKE

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a killer

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Q: What did the black man say to the sheriff? A: Good day, officer

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how do you make a little boy cry? Kill his parents in front of him .

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why did katy fall off her bike?

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the anti-joke.com joke was just like a normal joke. was the anti-joke punchline effective, artful of funny at all? no. it was a plain statement of some facts without consideration for humor. it gets old after you read like 50 of them. it gets REALLY. F*CKIN. OLD.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Hop in the van or I will rape you

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What's the difference between difference and between? One is difference the other is between.

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What did the shark say to the boat captain? So do you prefer cards or pool?

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What is the difference between a person of Mexican heritage and a park bench? One is a bench, the other is a human being.

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Why did the beautiful girl get the job over the not so beautiful looking girl She was more qualified

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Why was the mother sad? Because she had just watched her beloved baby get shoved in a blender.

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Why did the girl fall out of the swing? She didnt have any arms

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Anti Joke

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