- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the chicken do? He crossed the road.

What's worse than one cat stuck in a tree? Getting raped

how do you get a blonde to stop following you? file a restraining order.

What do you call a person who is deaf. It doesn't matter, they wont be able to hear it when you call them.

If a tree falls in the woods does it make a sound? It depends on how sound is defined

Q. What did the dead man do after he died? A. Nothing. He's dead.

Knock knock Who's there? Dishes Dishes who? Dishes a bad joke

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? the redneck got to him first.

Why did the dog in Detroit die in the street? It was stabbed.

Why do people waste time reading these jokes. Because they like anti jokes.

Why did Hitler kill himself He saw his gas bill

What happened to the boy who ate a piece of his Halloween candy? He died. It was laced with cyanide.

why do the klu kux klan wear pillowcases on their heads? they were going to go with coon skin but thought it was a little much!!

Why did the chicken cross the road? They had a sale on dresses on the other side.

What do you call a cross between a dog and a bumblebee? One messed up lab experiment!

Q. Whats blue and looks like a bucket? A. a blue bucket Q. whats green and looks like a bucket? A. a blue bucket in disguise.

A priest and a rabbi walk into a gay bar. They are closet homosexuals and are searching for partners to engage in consensual sexual intercourse with.

why did tiarnan not ride hi bike to school today? Tiarnans dead

Hurricane sandy should have been named hurricane snooki because it ruined the jersey shore

q.how do u kill a jew? a.you glue a penny to the bottom of a pool

Your momma so stupid that it's really inspiring she managed to overcome her limitations and raise such a wonderful family.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Actually, 6's fear was totally irrational, and thus unexplainable. This sort of fear is generally referred to as a phobia.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead! Why did the bird fall out of the tree? It was attatched to the monkey! Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? .....................peer pressure

Why did the drug dealer get arrested? Cause he was black.

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