A plane filled with English tourists is on it's way from Holland to Spain. It crashes in France. Where are the surviors buried? Survivors aren't buried.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, sorry i gave you Herpes type 2.

Did you hear about the man who discovered the secret to making women happy? Neither have I.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A: Where's my tractor

What do you call an obese kid with no arms and an eye-patch? Names.

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

-Knock Knock -Who's there? -It's just Linda from nextdoor. -Oh hi Linda come on in.

Did you hear about the restaurant on the moon? No, but considering there has not been a single man to walk on the moon since 1972, it'd be difficult to generate any kind of revenue on this natural satellite.

What do you call a house full of Mexicans? A house

What did the hat say to the scarf? Nothing.

ok guys finish this joke: Im the biggest fag-got because_____________.

What is a frogs favorite drink? Water.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

a duck walks up to a lemonade stand. thats impossible, because nature says that ducks cannot walk.

What do you call a magic MAAAAAAAAAAAN? A magic man

What happens when a blond walks into a bar She buys a drink

Wanna hear something irrational? Pi

What does a penguin and a watermelon have in common? They all come from Earth.

Knock knock. Who's there? I am. I am who? I am pregnant.

why did the kid struggle in school? because hes mentally retarted

How do you hurt a clown? shoot it.

Why did Timmy miss school? He was killed in a tragic school bus accident

What's worse than stepping on a piece of gum? A clown following you around all day throwing toothbrushes at you. ___ Zertop™

What did the farmer say when the potatoes were ready for harvest? The potatoes are ready for harvest.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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