Q: What do you say to someone who makes fun of you and is bigger than you? A: Nothing, you just punch him in the toe and run away

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What's black, white, and red all over? Something that's black, white, and red all over.

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How much does a polar bear weigh? About 800 pounds

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Q. The farmer said where's my bucket A. Somewhere

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How does a black man get to his parent's house on Christmas? He drives

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Why did the Black man buy some slaves? They were his family

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Why is Andrew sleeping? Because he took and overdose on sleeping pills, he probably died in his sleep.

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What does a shortstop do when the ball is by third base? He leaves the field to go to the hospital, his little sister just had a heart attack.

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A black man, a small child, and a priest were all standing in line. They were all checking in the hospital after being in a 3 car pileup

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how many licks did it take the boy to get to the center of a tootsie pop? he died of cancer

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What's yellow and can't swim? A bulldozer

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Roses are red, Violets are blue Poems don't have to rhyme

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What did the fish say when he ran into a wall? Dam.

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Life's like a box of chocolates it's shit if you have diabetes

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why are there so many homeless asians with squinty eyes, they cant find their way back home

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White men's rights

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A man walks into a bar... And orders a glass of beer to cool himself off after a long day at the quarry.

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I went out back to bury my hoe.. with a hoe..

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A dog walks into a bar and the bartender asks him "What can I get for you?" The dog replies "1 beer please." shocked at the dogs English the bartender sprints out of the bar in terror

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Why didn't the Mexican dwarf eat his taco? Well, he actually started, but his stomach was not big enough to finish. So, he gave half to his friend who gladly accepted the free meal.

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What happened to the Jewish child that used to live life like a normal kid? Him and his family were taken to a ditch and shot to death. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

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What did the mute person tell the deaf person? Nothing. Even if sound could emit from his vocals the impaired of hearing person would still be unable to respond unless they have taken classes to read lips. The deaf person didn't take classes nor did the mute person learn sign language.

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why doesnt john lipka have a job? because the unemployment rate is high these days.

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Parent: Please, my son have sinned. Please cleanse him from his sins. Priest: Hmmm, it may be hard to cleanse him from his demons. You may leave him in my car today. We shall enter the dark chambers where we will battle your demons Parent: Thankyou Priest: Alone, in the dark. It will be painful for him, but he shall be cleansed *wink* Parent: whut?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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