Q: What lives in holes? A: Jerks.

what is the diffrence between a chinesse man and a japanesse man, one is ruled by a cruel communist leader.

 

Roses are reb, Violets are dlue, Forgive my spelling, I'm byslexic.

My mom told me I was pretty, I know now that she is a liar.

What's white and is your slave? Your computer.

Knock Knock Come in Come in who? Come in...wait what?

I'm so hungry I could eat a horse and chase the jockey.

What do communists and strawberries have in common? You can eat them.

Dad, if I say shit or somethin... Dad: FALCOWN PAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANCH!

What does a person with Alzheimer's do? To get to the other side.

Have you seen the movie "Gay Men Say No"? Oh yes, that is very insightful documentary on the modern day struggles of homosexuality.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I suck at poems, Show me your tits.

Jew logic fail: Jew: We have endured suffering for thousands of years! Guy: And how old are you again? Jew: eight. Moral: If you see a goddamn moral in this one then post it yourself :P

I saw 2 jews talking. I threw in a penny and watched them fight to the death. I did the same with 2 catholic preasts exept I threw in a baby boy

why did the girl fall of the swing someone threw a refrigerator at her

Why did the boy let go of his red ballon? Because he was hit by a car

neil likes pube toast

How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to change a lightbulb? It varies. Alzheimer's is a very slow progressing disease, and many people suffering from it are capable of a wide variety of a number of everyday activities.

What did the chocolate milk say? Yoo-hoo.

once, my brother took my lard and gave it to the less fortunet

A- Knock knock. B- Who's there? A- The interrupting doctor. B- The interrupt- A- You have cancer.

whats worse than having ants in your pants? getting sotomized by a lightsaber

Why did the fat guy smell bad? He just farted diarrhea.

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