Micheal jackson had half a pie, Fred had the other half of the pie, They both shared a pie.

What's it called when One Direction wins a Grammy Award? It's never going to happen; so why give it a name?

How long did the Hundred Years' War last? 116 years.

What's worse than public speaking? Public masterbation. *Spelled it wrong purposly to bypass the filter*

what do you get with a bulldog and a shi-tzhu 2 dogs.

What did the bride do on her wedding day? Get married.

A redhead walks into a bar and goes to the restroom. She needed to pee.

A bar walking into a mans house, then the blonde says stupid words like why did the chicken of the sea cross the road and pigeons go moo moo like a cow.

Adam is gay tom is here that's nice

Me and a pig had sex, beastieality.

The Colts this year.

Why was the little boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face.

Yo mama so fat because it's in her genes.

Whats green and smells like a red apple? A green apple

Why was the boy crying? His mother has terminal cancer, and his father does not have the financial stability to cover the cost of the surgery and keep up on house payments and buying clothes and food for the children. He will be living in a foster home in a matter of a week.

What is your name, sir? My name is not Sir, my name is Jeff.

when placing the bolt in the side of the metal rememb............ shit wrong book ........................................................................

Two fish in a tank one said "How do you drive this thing?"

5 Italian guys from Long Island

A black man walks into a bar. The bartender says, "We don't serve you kind here." The black man says, "Is it because I'm black?" The bartender replies, "Yes."

Why are watermelons green? 9, because cows like to eat grass.

What do you call three black guys in a bar? A bar.

roses are red violets are blue show me your bed i wanna fuck you oh and roses are red violets are blue nice tits.

What do you call a gay man? Phil Krahn

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