- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Waffles ate my grandma

how do you keep a monkey from stealing your banana? shoot it

according to the ewspickle, it is Dumbledore's favorite food.

Knock Knock Who's There Lettuce Lettuce who? Lettuce down the street building his new garage

I can't remember the punchline for this joke so I recommend you stop reading this...why are you still reading this whats wrong with you!!!!

If a bunch of midgets do the wave, is it a ripple ?

roses are red, violets are blue, if ruddell was black, he would smell of poo.

What happens when you go from a jew to a penguin? A huge climate change.

Why did the man steal the little girl? He didn't. She was his daughter and they were driving home after picking up the groceries.

nick and a mexican were in a falling plane.. nick ate the mexican... that is all..

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An American, a Canadian, and a Scottish man died in a horrible car accident. Their story was used as a lesson to keep teenagers from drunk driving.

Why did the chicken cross the road? There must have been something that peaked her interest.

what do JFK, plato, and a dead penguin have in common? theyre all dead.

Doctor: “Knock Knock” Patient: “Who's there?” Doctor: “The interrupting Doctor” Patient: “The inter- Doctor: You have cancer.

How many dead babies does it take to change a lightbulb? None they're dead

What do you get when you cross a Pigeon with a Mailbox? A Carrier Pigeon, they are extinct now.

Q:Why did Sara fall off the swing? A: Because she has no arms. ..... Knock knock! who's there? Not Sara, she has no arms and doesn't have the abitlity to knock.

the next time someone says "yolo" im going to pull out my shotgun and reply "sadly..."

How many mice does it take to screw in a light bulb? None. Mice don't have the strength required to do that.

What's green and red all over? That terminally ill child's vomit.

What does a black guy get for Christmas? your bike.

What's the difference between a cow? Trick question—cows eat carrots!

What did the Elephant say the other Elephant? We do not know. Their vocalization is still a mystery to us.

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