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A man comes home to his wife sleeping with their neighbor. This lead to their divorce four months later.

Nathan likes butt games with African American men

What does an Israeli gun sound like? Jew, jew, jew, jew, jew

What is meant by the term 'Biological control''? Not ending up on the Jeremy Kyle Show.

A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks what he'd like to drink. The man pulls out his gun, shoots the surprised bartender, and proceeds to execute all the patrons of the bar and finally commit suicide. A post-mortem identification of the man identifies him as a victim of childhood sexual abuse and a diagnosed schizophrenic. There is a nice funeral for all the victims and the media respectfully minimizes exposure of the event.

What do you call a black priest? Holy shit.

What happens when you give a Parrot a pack of cigarettes? Animal Rights Activists get upset and condemn your actions.

What did the horse say to the cow? Nothing because animals cannot speak.

why does the pie have apples in it? it was apple pie.

When do doctors make house calls? When you're sick.

chuck norris can round house kick reasonably well

Feminism

i named my son Frodo because he was little

What did the senator do after he typed he email? He clicked the send button.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why does the gay guy like anal-sex? because he's gay.

How do you unload a truck full of dead babies? With a pitch fork.

If Tigger was a black panther Christopher Robin would have named him Nigger.

Why did little Jimmy go crying to his mummy? Because she was shot.

u know whats a crime? rape

Once upon a time, Ducks THE END

Q: Why is grass green? A: I painted it.

Why are black people so good at basketball? they can SHOOT, STEAL and RUN.

Q: What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the car? A: Get in the car.