How many infants does it take to paint a house? Forty-Seven.

How many pancakes does it take to lift up a dog house? Silly goose, alligators can't fly!

How many licks does it take to got to the Tootsie Roll center of a Tootsie Pop? 357

hey! Wanna hear a bird joke? No. Well this is Hawkward....

How do you make Barack Obama upset? Stab him.

What did the homeless man say to his friends? He doesn't have any friends.

What's the difference between 9/11 and Jenga? Jenga games regularly don't kill around 3000 people.

What did the convicted pedophile do to the ten year old boy? He molested him.

What did the boy say to his friend? nothing, they were both deaf

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, But this one doesn't.

What is the difference between a watermelon and a baby? One you can smash with a hammer and the other is just a watermelon.

What do you call a black person born in America? American.

Whats fat and gay joe diragi

Why did Mexico enter the war? Because they were bombed.

What's worse than getting arrested? getting arrested on your birthday.

Want a fight? You Spelt F**K wrong O.o

A blond, a brunette, and an Asian take a test. They all get exceptional grades and pass college.

What do you call a 2 storied house ? A dolphin! :D

How does a woman scare a gynecologist? By pulling human entrails out of her purse when he asks her to provide insurance.

Whats black and hangs from my tree? A slave

What happens when three drunk men are driving 80 miles off of a cliff. They all die on impact from the great fall and their family's mourn over their deaths for years to come.

What's better than winning the special olympics? Not being retarded.

Who took the cookie from the cookie jar? Your mom

Don't make jokes about the Holocaust. My grandfather died in the Holocaust. He fell off a watchtower.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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