whats got two legs and cant walk a paraplegic

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once, my brother took my lard and gave it to the less fortunet

Why did the girl with a striped ball fall over? She was a victim of a drive-by shooting.

why is the sky blue? - because you have herpes.

Q:What do you find in the middle of a pile of dead babies? A:Another dead baby!

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? ...Neither have they.

Why didnt the chicken cross the road? He was chicken.

What do you say when a black person is walking through wal-mart? Prisoner

what did the paraplegic get for his birthday? a bike...

what do you get when you combine sodium and hydroxide? sodium-hydroxide

Knock. Knock. Who's there? Anonymous. Anonymous who? Exactly.

A wise man once said...... I am a wise man

Confucius says, I hear and I forget. I see and I remember. I do and I understand.

Q: Why was the boy sad? A: Because his mother just got raped.

Why was the little girl not allowed to see the pirate movie? It was sold out.

Why does Rebecca Black like Friday? Because it's the start of the weekend

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 had bullied 6 and his old pal 21 back in his younger days.

My Boyfriend

wanna hear a joke? woman's rights.

Q. What does FIAT stand for? A. Frenzied Italian At Traffic-lights.

Q:What do you call chocolate without a gag reflex? A: Choc-o-late (Choke a lot)

knock knock whos their? kevin kevin who? knock knock huh? queef

Yo momma so fat her pancreas doesn't work anymore.

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