Son: i like gaming Mom: you are wasting your life *son jumps in trash can

Why couldn't the pirate play poker? Poker is a tricky game - maybe he'd never been taught how to play.

What happened to Grant when he did a cart wheel? Chuck had sex with Victoria

theres a taco and a blonde...who eats who? the blonde eats the taco.

why did the zombie eat bob because bob was delicious

"If life was fair, I would have a girlfriend" - William Deane

what do you call a deer with no eyes? Blind

What happens when a plane with 2500 people on board crashes? There were only 165 seats.

Why was the snowman afraid of the sun? Because he would melt that day and die

YOU-why did the airplane crash? (person): why? YOU-Because jimmy was flying it. (person): Who is jimmy? YOU- a fish.

What's faster, a train or a bike? A horse because a cow gives milk

Roses are red. Violets are grey. People hate me. Mongoose.

Q:What do you call a cow with no legs? A:A hamburger.

How do you kill a blonde? Throw a fridge at her

What's 18 inches long and makes women scream? Crib death.

What do you call a man that's not funny? An un - funny man!

What's the difference between an elephant & a toaster? ....you can't tell the difference between an elephant & a toaster??

Why did Bob scream "Nurrrrrrrrr!!"?.....because he was mentally challenged.

How many footballs fit in a glass of liquid. none, this football is HUGE!!!

yo mama just like a toilet, white and full of crap!

Want to hear a funny joke? Not really.

How do you have sex with 9 giraffes? you don't because that's weird

Roses are red, Violets are blue Oh, that's good to know.

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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