- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the straw say to the other straw? We are both straws just kidding they cant talk

I have read the terms and conditions

Jax vs Pig Jax: HOHAHOHOHAHOHAHOHA... Etc Pig spinning head like neck is gonna break off Shao Kahn: FINISH HIM! Jax: GOT YA! OH YEAH... BEASTIALIY, BEASTALITY? AGAIN?

what the difference between a dog and a blue whale? im going to burn your house down

An older man and a young boy are holding hands and walking into the woods together. The boy looks up and say, "gee, I'm scared, it's dark in there." the old man answers, "Yeah, just think how I feel....I have to walk out of here alone!"

Q. Where did Little Timmy go for Christmas? A. Auschwitz

whats the differnce between a white boy and a black boy? skin color

Q: Men are always very careful to have penises. Why don't women care enough to have them? A: That's a very good question.

What happens if you punch a girl? An equal rights protest.

What did the wall say to the other wall? Nothing, walls are inanimate things therefore it cannot talk.

Me John Kasich! Me win Ohio primary!

What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the elephants over the hill.

What do you call a muslim in an airport? A muslim going on vacation you racist bastard.

What did the homosexual get for Christmas off his boyfriend? A lovely present off his loving partner.

A duck walks into a bar- nope, just chuck testa...

"bus driver pressed the horn at my mum and she stuck a finger up at him " Not the first time she's got the horn and shoved a finger up

yo mammas so fat when she runs the world spins faster

Yo momma's so skinny she doesn't have any fat!

Does your iPod have zoom on it? Yeah, but it doesn't have a camera

Granny porn!

Roses are Red Violets are Blue I'm Schizophrenic And so am I.

it was all Tagart

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? A bike

Two bars walk into a guy, and the bartender says, "You're telling the joke wrong, stupid!"

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