- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is the worst joke ever? This one.

Why was the protester on the floor? Because the protest had become a riot, and police brutality is a serious issue.

What's the best thing about the Pixies? Their music.

I walk into Tesco and wrestle an obese women for a packet of ''Mini's Biscuits''. This quarrel was over nothing but a trolley filled with them. I gradually became infuriated. Meanwhile, an employee commited suicide.

What did the cat say to the rabbit? Nothing, cats are incapable of human speech as far as scientists are concerned. Also, the mouse was having a bad day. Rutabaga.

WELCOME TO THE GARLIC BOYS SHOW! So kids, what are we gonna eat today? POTATOES! FUUUUUUU! Moral: You say tomata, I say WROOOOOOOONG, you say cheap I say your mother.

Selena Gomez, Victoria Justice, and Arianna Grande walk into a bar. They were making a movie.

How many babies does it take to paint a wall red? It depends on their painting skills.

There is a famous joke, "What's black and white and re(a)d all over? A newspaper!" However, this is not featured on this website. Why? Because this is anti-joke.com, not joke.com - you moron

Why did the man die? A fridge fell on him.

Why is NO ONE on Facebook when I AM?! Because you have no friends... on Facebook... ... Wow.

your so vein that doctors find you really helpful when giving you injections

Why isn't this joke funny? Because it has no point.

Your momma's so fat: She fears a lower life expectancy and consequently not seeing her grandchildren grow up.

Shakespeare walks into a bar, Having just seen someone that has been dead for over 400 years, the young man in the corner quits his drug addiction; it was clearly messing with his brain.

Lil Wayne's song 6 foot 7 foot was named after my wewe

Why did the dinosaur cross the road? It couldnt because a chicken was obscuring its path.

What did Cinderella wear at the ball? Clothes

chuck norris and superman had a bet. Chuck norris immediatley won because superman is a fictional character played by an actor. Chuck norris then decided to have a bet with the actor that played superman and lost

how doyou wake up lady gaga youu poke er face

How do you stop an ice cream headache? Run in front of a bus.

What's the difference between a black girl and a white girl? Nipple color

What doesn't kill you makes you stronger! Wrong. What doesn't kill you could leave you in a parapledgic state.

What bouriquet got to do open HIS FACEBOOK!

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