- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot, you racist.

What Did The Farmer Say When He Lost His Tractor.... "Wheres My Tractor"

What's 13 inches long and 3 inches wide and drives women crazy? My diick

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Q: what did Timmy get for his 8th birthday A: killed MR

What's old and wrinkly? old people

your mother is so heavily obese, she became one of the 60 million individuals in America who are obese today.

What's the easiest way to get a cat out of a tree? Call the fire department and allow them to safely reach the cat and properly extract it from the tree while you watch from below.

What's the simularity between a eagle and a rock? They both fly, exept for the rock.

What does Michael have in common with NASA? Not a lot.

What happens when you Shoot a guy with a red Shirt On? He Dies.

Why did the man hit the little boy? His brakes failed.

whats black dirty gross and sits on the porch all day? a trash bag

Roses are red, Violets are Blue Last night was amazing, I have Aids

Did you hear about the dyslexic atheist? He didn't believe in santa.

Your mom is so poor; she doesn't have a job.

Whats long and red all over? This Cut on my arm, i should get it checked out.

noah is a scrub jungle

Why did little polly fall off her her roof? Because she saw a ice-cream van

What's big or small, can come in different colors, and would kill you if it was forced inside you? A refrigerator.

The blond detective was searching a crime scene and replied to the police officer, "I smell something fishy about this situation." She was on her period as a matter of fact, and bled all over her trousers.

aodhan hearty

Why did the cop pull the black guy over because he was speeding

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