Why was Johnny so sad His father beat his mother

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The next sentence is true. The previous statement is false.

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a potato walks into a bar. people stare as it is physically impossible for a potato to walk since it is a vegetable

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What did Helen Keller name her dog? Well i would imagine one of various names for a domesticated animal and she would choose the name based on her likes towards nature or an element of nature, being the educated individual she i would think she may name it base on a person of importance, such as an author or maybe a writer that inspires her.

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Why was Mary's phone call suddenly disconnected? She was raped.

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Whats worse then finding a winning lottery ticket? Probably Everything

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How does a cow does a cow do an evil laugh?

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Chuck Norris once jumped off of a 9 story building. He broke half of the bones in his body because he is 71 years old.

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What does a white man say when you slug him in the face with a club. Ow.

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What do you call a black person flying a plane? A pilot. Duh.

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-Knock-knock. -Who's there? -Interrupting Doctor. -Interrup.. -You have cancer.

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Why did the ceiling fall down? Because there weren't any walls.

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Mr. Krabs lives in bikini bottom (pinch pinch)

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What did the lesbian say to the hot dog? "nice to MEAT you" get it the hot dog is made of meat!

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What starts with "R" and ends in "JUR"? RJUR.

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69...you know how awkward this is now...

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Where does Hemech take a shit? The toilet's ass

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A women frantically calls the doctor and says, " Doctor, doctor, give me the news! I have a bad case of loving you."

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homosexual

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Why couldn't the black man get out of jail? He couldn't post his bond.

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Whats big orange and likes to eat rocks? a big orange rock eater

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Yo mom as so dumb.... That she has a low IQ

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It's yellow and you'll die when it comes into your eye. A taxi.

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Your mother is so fat that she's more prone to cardiovascular disease than other people who stick to the proper BMI or body mass index

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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