I was on Facebook today. Opened someones wall. Read "LIKE if you know someone that needs to be smacked in the face with a shovel." So I liked it and wrote my exboyfriend's name.......

What did the crowd do when a lion walked into the bar? Got up and left because they realized the potential danger of the situation.

What is similar about a white person and a white fence? Mexicans jump them.

Whats bent but straight for danielle? Joseph Plummer

what does idk mean? i dont know!! nobody knows!!

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Q: Knock Knock!?! A: Lettem' in!!!!

Q: Why does a hamburger doesn't taste like an ice cream? A: Because.

MATH: if for every 1 minute for billy is 5 minutes and every 5 minutes is an hour than billy is on acid and needs to come down.

A homosexual and a heterosexual bump into each other on the street. But its okay, because although they both lead very different lifestyles, they are open minded enough to respect each others choices and both apologize and keep walking.

A horse walks into a bar. The owner promptly calls a local farmer to let him know that his horse has escaped again.

Whats the difference between Megan Fox and a dead baby? Megan Fox is alive

Q: What did the black man say to the other black man? A: Nothing. They didn't know each other.

what happened to the girl that didn't forward the threatening chain text to ten people? nothing.

What did the mentally retarded kid get in his iq test drewl

How many cupcakes are there in the world joe How many? I don't know I was asking you.

What happens when you give a fat man scissors? He cuts off the foreskin of your penis.

why did the chicken cross the road? He saw his family getting murdered and tried to stop it but got hit in the process

Once there was an ugly barnacle. He was so ugly that everyone died. The end.

why did the chicken cross the road? who cares its a chicken.

What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the car? Robin, get in the car.

10 years ago we had Steve Jobs, Bob Hope, and Jonny Cash. Now we have?

Why didn't the kid eat lunch at school? He wasn't hungry.

What's worse than the Holocaust? Biting into an orange and finding Helen Kellar

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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