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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because I told him to. I'm very influential.

Why did the german killed the jew? Because he was nazi.

why did the girl cross the road? to get away from you

Why couldn't the infant read the book? Because he was blind.

A witch walks into a bar and orders a drink. She gets her drink and proceeds to have a great time.

What did the kid with cancer get for Christmas?? -nothing, he didn't make it that far

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychological disorder.

Funeral... You can't spell it without FUN

Your mother is overweight. This is largely due to her sedentary lifestyle.

What is worse than waking up by your alarm clock on the weekend? 9/11

ask me if i am a tree. no.

Where can I apply for janitor school?

What do you call a black priest? a priest, you racist

What did the bullet say to Bin-Laden? Suck it

What did the Po-Po do to the speeding Mexican? Gave him a ticket.

Why was the blonde staring at a container of orange juice? She wanted to make sure that it did not contain any pulp.

What did the plane say to the ground when they hit each other Boom

why did the zebra cross the road?

Why did the teenage girl pee on a stick? She and her boyfriend had foolishly engaged in unprotected sex two weeks before, and she was now concerned that she may be pregnant.

how do fit 104 jews in a car? 2 in the front, 2 in the back, and 100 in the ash tray.

I guess we will have to see, if I where to one day use my ways of thinking with the intention to become the most corrupt politician of them all, do you think I would succeed?

Why was Armando unable to be found by his friend Ashley ? A: They both were murdered 7 years ago, and bodies are unable to do anything if they lost their soul that was with that body.

If the goverment wants us to be eco friendly then why are the eco friendly cars so expensive?

Then none of us want to be right.

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