why did the Asian father want his son to be a doctor? because he wants his son to live good life so he could have a loving family and a payable job.

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A Mexican, a Jew, an American and an Indian are on a plane with no parachutes. No one jumps out because no one has a parachute.

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try this on someone: Knock Knock Who's there? Knock Knock Who's There? Knock Knock They will keep asking who's there while you laugh

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a dumb blond walks into a hair salon and gets her hair died brown... she is now a dumb brunette

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why were maddie and maddy and rachel and jill all friends? we all enjoy pizza

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What do Gary Glitter and Michael Jackson have in common? They are both successful pop stars

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How many rich men does it take to screw in a light bulb? One, to hire an electrician to do it for him.

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A man was going to take his girlfriend to prom, and decided to pick up his suit from the dry cleaners. Unfortunately, there was a long line. He then went to pick up some flowers for his date, but there was a long flower line. Finally, he takes his date to prom and decides to get some punch for them.He returns with the refreshing beverage and the couple has a wonderful time.

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A lonely man walks into a Self-Esteem class. He sits alone in the back because of his low self-esteem. Forever alone.

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Whats fat yellow and diabetic Brett lai lan

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how do you break up with someone lightly and not hurt their feeling I dont want to hurt your feeling but i hate you

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2 black men beat 9 white men in basketball. Why is this so? They were clearly out numbered.

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Why did the black man run out of the shop with items under his jacket? He was shopping for groceries, when his brother texted him, letting him know that his wife had just gone into labour. He then realised that it was a very miserable rainy day outside and he didn't have an umbarella, so he payed for his items, and ran to his car.

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A black man walks into a bank with a gun. He then clocks in and takes duty because he is a security guard at the bank.

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Jack just got his new yellow bicycle. His dad got it for his 12th anniversary. Jack was ecstatic to ride it down his street for the first time. He immediately called his friends Paul and Erick and went for his first ride. The neighbors were in AWE when they saw Jack taking off on his new ride. That day the three friends had one of the best day of their young lives, they went up to the lake, had some peanut ice cream and made fun of Alexia. Jack was in love with his new bike and euphoric that they were reunited and did all their favorite things with an incredible amount of passion. Erick hated his new bike.

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Set up Punch line.

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there are 2 muffins in an oven one says "man its hot in here" the other says "shut up i hate this joke"

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What do you call a fly without wings? A walk

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What is black and white and red all over? Zebra domestic violence isn't funny.

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A horse walk into a bar. Several people leave, as they recognize the potential danger in the situation.

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Statistics show That people with the most birthdays Live the longest

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Why was the boy sad? He was harassed by his mum who died in the 1800's and went into a depressive state in which he drove himself to death using a pair of pliers and a rechargeable battery. No, he really just stubbed his toe.

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Roses are red violets are blue I fucked your mom now im about to fuck you to.

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What is the difference between a trampoline and a baby? You take your boots of before jumping on the trampoline!!!!!!!!!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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