there was a black man n a white man they went into a hauted house the black man saw a penut butter slice n tryed to eat it then the ghost said dont eat the penut butter slice so the black man ran away so then the white man came and saw the penut butter slice the white man toke a bite then the ghots said i told u once i told you 2 i wipe my ass with that penut butter slice

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A man walks into a doctors office He has AIDS

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What did lil' Suzy do when she got home from school? She was violently mutilated by a bear then continually but raped by a man she met on the Internet. Needless to say, she had a great time. -Harrison

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What's black, white, and red all over? A: Me after domestic abuse.

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Why did the woman spend all her time in the kitchen? For fear of her abusive husband.

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What's better than wining the para Olympics? Wining the Olympics.

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Why was the man picking his nose? Because he was born without one, and found one he liked.

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I got on a bus, and immediately found that sitting on a bus is boring. I will never climb on top of a bus again.

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Knock Knock ! Who's there? Jim. Oh come in.

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Three men walked into a bar. The last one ducked.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? I'm a talking banana; what more do you want from me?

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Boy: Did it hurt? Girl: (sigh) Did what hurt? Boy: When you broke through the Earth's crust emerging from hell.

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A: Do you like it B: No

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what did George Washington say to his men before crossing the Delaware river? Get in the boat.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting raped by a giant scorpion

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Your Mom The End.

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What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a bmw? I don't have a bmw in my garage.

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Q: How do you catch a squirrel? A: Throw a fridge at it

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Fact: When you die, you can't eat ice cream!

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A boy called Justin bieber fell down a hole and died

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Why was the Jewish boy afraid of an oven? The last oven malfunctioned and killed his father.

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What do you call a dog that can't pass an Algebra test? A dog.

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What do a bike and a human have in common they are both objects

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A blonde is walking down the road, and she sees a sign saying STOP. She carries on walking. As a pedestrian, the sign does not apply to her.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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