What do you call a midget cripple with cerebral palsy? Unfortunate

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I'm an expert on flowers.

A. Ask me if I am a tree B. Are you a tree? A. No idiot

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I just got AIDS, And soon so will you!

Whats worse than the holocaust? Sex with helen keller.

How many members of Coldplay can you fit in a mini? 4, as there are 4 members of Coldplay.

How many ADD kids does it take to screw...

What's worse than hitting your funny bone? Nothing

Why do mexicans like burritos? Because they taste good.

Did you know him? Why the anonymous tip?

When life hands you lemons...you should probably get yourself checked out because life is an abstract idea...

Your mom.

FAMOUS DUDE:SWAG! Thank you, thank yo- HEY NO FLASH PHOTOGRAPHY, NO YOU CANT HAVE MY-KABOOM AUDIENCE: . . . YAY CLAP CLAP CLAP.

If you die laughting, How are you telling this to me?

Why did the bald man lose his hair no not cancer obviously AIDS.

a white guy a black guy and a hispanic guy walk into a bar.

What's funnier than shooting a moose? The realization that the moose was Sarah Jessica Parker...

How many Alzheimer patients does it take to make the bed? How many Alzheimer patients does it take to make the bed? How many Alzheimer patients does it take to make the bed? How ma......

What's black, white, and red all over? An interracial couple that got hit by a bus.

Roses are red Violets are blue Still the Holocaust

Want to hear an anti-joke? Yes. Well I'm not going to tell you one.

Q: What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? A: We are both lawyers.

What do you call a person without a heart? Not alive.

what is the difference between two trees? it doesn't matter because motorcycles don't have doors

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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