- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A little boy went to a sleep over . They watched a episode of pokemon and the flashing lights triggered the boys epilepsy he was driven to hospital and is recovered.

An owl and a squirrel are sitting in a tree, watching a farmer go by. The owl turns to the squirrel and says nothing, because owls can't talk. The owl then eats the squirrel because it's a bird of prey. Posted by: BerserkSpoon

What did the girl get for her birthday? the Plan B pill

How many members of Coldplay can you fit in a mini? 4, as there are 4 members of Coldplay.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

Why do mexicans like burritos? Because they taste good.

Your mom.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I'm an expert on flowers.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I just got AIDS, And soon so will you!

What's worse than hitting your funny bone? Nothing

A blonde is walking down the road, and she sees a sign saying STOP. She carries on walking. As a pedestrian, the sign does not apply to her.

your sister has 1 boob thats funny

what did one wall say to the other wall Nothing because its physically impossible for walls to talk

Did you know him? Why the anonymous tip?

How many ADD kids does it take to screw...

What do you call a midget cripple with cerebral palsy? Unfortunate

When life hands you lemons...you should probably get yourself checked out because life is an abstract idea...

Why is Stevie Wonder always smiling? Because he's usually in a good mood.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I have PTSD. Time to kill myself.

Whats worse than the holocaust? Sex with helen keller.

Why was the chubby bird that you were staring at you angry. Because you were looking at him.

Buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo. The prior sentence is a grammatically correct sentence in American English.

A. Ask me if I am a tree B. Are you a tree? A. No idiot

What did the man with a colostomy bag say after his home was destroyed in a fire? At least all my shit’s in one place.

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