- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many babies does it take to paint a house? That is child labor, which is illegal in many countries.

When life hands you melons it means you're dyslexic.

Whats the difference between a falcon and a deer? both live in water, except for the falcon... oh, and the deer.

How do you get a black guy down from your tree? You can't, because there aint any.

A: my name is Joe and i like onion B: ok

The 70's called. They had the wrong number.

i get knocked down, but i don't get up again. my leg is broken and therefore makes it extremely difficult for me to stand up on my own.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Half a worm... What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? Being Gang-raped!

What's worse than an hours detention? Gettind raped by a horse anally.

What's worse than blowing out 1 lightbulb Blowing out 2 lightbulbs

What do you get when you cross Skyrim and Call of Duty? A video game that has similarities to Skyrim and Call of Duty.

What did the man say to his wife. Hi

What does a white man say when you slug him in the face with a club. Ow.

A termite walks intio a bar, looks the lovely timber bar up and down, and wonders out loud..."where's the bar tender?"

How did the Nazis torture someone? They inserted a glass tube in the penis and flicked the end so that it shattered.

Q: Did you hear about the blonde who shot an arrow into the air? A: She missed.

This is an anti-anti joke. I don't expect him to get it.

Why were our jokes deleted? Because it's anti-joke.

How do you kill a diabetic? Take away their insuline

How do you get a priest out of a tree? Throw a canoe at him.

How do you get birds to land in your back yard? With a gun.

Why dont blind people go skydiving? Because they dont live when they hit the ground

Why did the boy fall off the sky scraper. It was hit by an axe.

Why did the black man repeatedly punch the white man? The two men were boxers. They were fighting in a charity boxing match. Revenue generated by the event went towards cancer research.

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