- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was Timmy's hair shaved? He had cancer and was going though Chemo.

What's the same about a duck-billed platypus and a duck? They both have a duck bill on their face... Duh!

Wuy are Kenyans so fast? Because due to variations in evolution, people from that part of the world have a better muscle build to run at higher speeds than equally trained athletes from other parts of the world.

If Alex Maitland reads this he is gay

Once upon a time there was a man that was exercising and he pulled a muscle and had to have his arm removed. The end.

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A man looks both ways before crossing the street. He gets hit by an airplane.

How do you get a cat off a swing? You throw a dog at it.

Wanna hear a dirty joke....? A pig rolling in mud!

what did the bull say when it got shot? nothing... its a bull

What is yellow, has wheels and lies on its back? A school bus after a horrible traffic accident

What did the man do to the begging orphan on a cold Christmas morning? He kicked him.

Why did the nervous man jump out of a plane? He was sky diving.

roses are red voliets are blue u actule thought i would cry over you!

Q: What do you call a dear with no eyes A: Nothing - call an animal cruelty service

Justin Beiber is a good singer

Why was Armando unable to be found by his friend Ashley ? A: They both were murdered 7 years ago, and bodies are unable to do anything if they lost their soul that was with that body.

Who needs god when coffee is cheaper

Do you know why the kid jumped down the 50 foot hole? I dont know, jump in and ask him.

whats pink and fluffy? pink fluff.

Question: What do you call the black guy wearing a white shirt? Answer: Steve. His parents game him the name at birth, and he is called that ever since.

What did the vibrator say to the condom? Watch, I'll get laid before you do!!!

How do you make time fly? You can't, time is the duration of events and therefore cannot "fly".

Knock knock Who's there? Isabelle Isabelle who? Isabelle Williams Oh hi Isabelle come in

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