- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a 2 storied house ? A dolphin! :D

What's worse than getting arrested? getting arrested on your birthday.

What is the difference between a watermelon and a baby? One you can smash with a hammer and the other is just a watermelon.

I Couldn't afford a hair cut... so i purpposely contracted HIV

Knock Knock Who's there? Jehovah's Witnesses, can we have a moment of your time?

What's the difference between 9/11 and Jenga? Jenga games regularly don't kill around 3000 people.

What do you call a black person born in America? American.

How do you confuse a girl? Easily.

What did the homeless man say to his friends? He doesn't have any friends.

How do you make a mime talk? There are many ways. I prefer a baseball bat with a nail through it.

Student: May i go to the toilet? Teacher: What for? Student: To open the chamber of secrets!

What's Gay and has a penis? Justin Bieber, I lied about the penis

how does an Arab scare someone He does a countdown

Knock Knock. Hello Frank! How'd you know it was me? There is a window next to the door.

Why did little Susie fall off the cliff? I pushed her.

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

why did the boys run from Michael Jackson? because they thought he was a ghost

What happend to the murderer who ate people? He was sent to jail for a number of years and now is having work done to stop him from eating people

A black man walks into a bar He looks at the menu and realizes he's in a bar, so he leaves

How many apple does it take to turn a fridge into a water buffalo? Yellow tactics because of the Minty fragrance

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he needed to go home.

Why was the black man pulled over on his way to KFC? Because he ran a red light.

you're so stupid, you have trouble understanding what you read, like the newspaper, for example

Just gonna stand there and watch me roar. But that's alright because I am a dinosaur.

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