- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into a bar. It's a fine establishment. He orders a couple of beers and takes a cab home like a responsible man would. He is then killed with a croquet mallet.

Q - What's the difference between a sack of dead babies and a trampoline? A - I take my shoes off when I jump on a trampoline.

What do you get when you cross a horse with a house cat ? A law suit for animal cruelty

What would you call the baby of an elephant and a rhinoceros? Nothing. They are two entirely different species and therefore cannot breed.

What did the black kid get on his report card? Math: C- English: D+ Social Studies: C+ Gym:A+ Science: D- N.P.P.

Why did the baby cross the road? Because he was stapled to the chicken.

why did the car go to the bathroom? it had gas.

Why did the girl fall out of the swing? She didnt have any arms

what do you call a cat that cant meow? Charlie Sheen.

Barack Obama

What is just as important as Woman's Rights? Woman's Lefts, to maintain equality.

-What do you say to a woman with Two Black eyes?. -Are you really that dumb to leave the kitchen twice -Elder High School

A mass murderer ran into a bar full of people. He first shot a man. What did the man say when the murderer shot him? Nothing, he was hit in the head and instantly died before he could say anything.

One day a there was a guy walking down the street. If you thought this was a joke, you're wrong.

A woman takes a shortcut through a dark alley. She is raped, robbed, and murdered. Her family mourns her death.

What did the mexican say to the black person? Hey there! How are you today?

Women's Rights

Deja moo: The feeling you've heard this bull before.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue Wait Arent Violets purple?

Who wants water? I do.

what is this joke about? - i don't know i am still writing the j

Knock Knock Who's there Kevin Kevin who Kevin your friend dumbass

Yo mamma's so fat, that she weighs alot.

I would piss if alex berry had aids n died

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