What did the farmer say to the chicken? Nothing, the farmer was arrested for having sex with a chicken.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, but I'm late for work.

So a crippled guy rolls into a bar..

What did the priest say to the young boy? Hi.

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Why did the chicken cross the road?

Jax vs Pig Jax: HOHAHOHOHAHOHAHOHA... Etc Pig *spinning head like neck is gonna break off* Shao Kahn: FINISH HIM! Jax: GOT YA! OH YEAH... BEASTIALI*Y, BEAST*ALITY? AGAIN?

Roses are red, yup.

Roses are brown, violets are brown, someone keeps shitting in my garden

What's another name for asexual reproduction? Parthenogenesis.

Why was Billy lat to school? He was being raped.

what did the dog eat for dinner? food.

What did the oboe say to the trombone? SQUEEEEEEK

Why did the girl fall out of the swing? She had no arms.

I met a muslim girl the other day Shes the bomb

Have you ever heard of a goose?

Why did the chicken cross the road? The grass is always greener on the other side.

Q:Why did the boy drop his icecream? A: His arm was chopped off by a ninja

Q; How does a priest perform an exorcism? A: He doesn't.

what do you call two mexicans playing basketball? juan on juan

What do you call a guy that just shit himself? Me

What did the mushroom say to the carrot? Is this even important given the current state of world affairs?

What's small, white, and it killed Bruce Lee? Aspirin.

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