Your Mom

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the hospital because his wife has multiple STD's

How do you get a black guy out of a tree? You don't, he just jumps down.

so a black,Hispanic,chines,white and Asian man walk into a bar and they sat down had a couple drinks and had a good conversation and left as happy as could be

Yo mama so fat and ugly, I don't want to tell you how fat and ugly she is for fear of vomiting.

Knock knock! Knock knock!! Knock knock!!! Knock knock!!!! WHOSE THERE! Wait its a woodpecker

Why'd the kid stick ice up his nose? To keep his lunch cold.

Roses are grey Violets are grey I am a dog.

Q: Why was the balloon scared of unicorns? A: Buses dont exist therefore the balloon was just insane.

what do yo call two dog? dogs.

Why do so many people troll on the internet? Because Hitler was awesome!

Want to hear a joke? 12 year olds

women's rights

What happened to the little girl who fell into the lake? She was rescued and made a complete recovery.

Who threw beer on livvy barnett? Cam irwin.

read me write me

A man walks into a bar, it's funny because he is an alcholholic

Conversation: Hey dawg? Whats that? Hey, remember curiosity killed the cat! You threatening me on my life and calling me a pussy? Im calling the cops. ...Because like Larsons some of my ideas suck, but since I am an asshole I also add them to fill some space.

Who is Dank? A: Billal

Your mom is so old she is significantly more identifiable in a crowd of middle-aged men and women.

What's worse than finding a worm on your apple? Trench foot on your eyebrow.

Mail Man: *Knocks on door* Guy & Girl: WHAT?! *laughing* Mail Man: Mail! Guy & Girl: Hold on she is almost done with the whip cream.

whats worse than the holocaust? nothing

A Penguin walk into a bar and asks "Have you seen my brother?" And the bartender replies "What does he look like?"

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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