So I saw my asian friend at the beach on a really sunny day, so I said hi.

Then none of us want to be right.

What's red and smells like green paint? Red Paint

How do you get 100 babies into a bucket? A blender. How do you get them out? Tortilla chips.

What's worse than a worm in your apple That one time I rapped and killed your mom, oh and happy birthday prick

What do a duck and a tricycle have in common? They both have wheels. Except for the duck.

What's the difference between a rhinoceros? I DIDN'T MURDER MY BROTHER OKAY!!!!!

Whats pink red and silver? A baby chewing on reason blades. Whats pink red silver and smells bad? Same baby two weeks later.

why cant the porcupine marry the balloon? ...neither one can talk.. obviously.

why did the little girl fall off the swing? she was a double amputee.

Hitler walks into a temple..... Oh wait he died

A man walks into a bar. The force of the impact causes serious head trauma and kills him within a matter of minutes.

What did the Christian say to the atheist? "Even though we don't share the same beliefs, I think it's great that we can still be good friends."

Fine, ladies first.

what's black, white and doesn't float? the titanic

Rebecca Black's career.

what did the man say to then other man when he said a joke, "Ha"

Whats the difference........ Between a duck?

What do you get when you cross a spider with a cow? A dead spider.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To reach his desired destination.

What do you call a man who's being followed by 18 black guys? Dave, he's going to work and is stuck in traffic

A chicken crossed the road and the farmer said, "Where the hell is that chicken going!?"

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms! Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sarah!

A blond, a brunette, and a redhead got into a street fight. who won? The redhead because she had a gun.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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