Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had celebral palsy.

Yo mama's so gay, she's a guy.

How do you make a baby cry? You throw a brick at its face.

Robin, get in the car, please.

Whats the difference beetween a pilgrim and a jack-o-lantern? Jack-o-lanters didn't discover america.

What do the Wii, PS3, and Xbox 360 all have in common? None of them will get you laid.

Person 1: want to hear a joke? person 2: yes.

A man buys cocaine from a shady dealer in an alley. He then goes home and experiments with it and other chemicals, and later on invents Coca Cola

Knock, Knock Who's There

A duck walks into a bar and the bartender--TOAST

What can fit between breasts? Is long? And gets hard when you jerk it? A seatbelt.

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. Who the hell knows..?

what do call a large massacre of 1000000 people? a tragedy

There are 10 kinds of people in this world. Those who understand binaryy and those who dont.

teacher: say ur alphabet kid: abcdefghijklmnoqrstuvwuxyz kid:wheres the pee teacher:half way down my leg

When life gives you Live Aid, celebrate the fact that you've just gone back in time 27 years and somehow cheated death temporarily.

There's a cat, a dog, a rat and a goat... I don't know how the goat got in there?

What did the chair say to the fan? Nothing. Chairs and fans are objects so they do not have the physical ability to talk.

how would you feel when your girlfriend dumps you really bad because she just dumped you man!!!1

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? A lot.

Three men walked into a bar. The fourth one ducked.

Why are black people so good at basketball because they can jump shoot and steel

Why did Sally fall off the swings? She has no arms. Knock knock Whose there? Not Sally, she has no arms

Who is JP? A really smart kid! HAHA jk

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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