- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If life gives you lemonade.

A white guy a black guy and a mexican are in a car and the car crashes and blowes up who dies? They all die cuz they all were in the car when it blew up

A lady with alzheimers walks up to her friend and says" my nefew died today" and her friend replied.. " no he died three years ago."

Why was the boy crying? His mother has terminal cancer, and his father does not have the financial stability to cover the cost of the surgery and keep up on house payments and buying clothes and food for the children. He will be living in a foster home in a matter of a week.

Why does the fat kid no longer have friends? He died after falling out of a tree.

Why did the black man vote for Obama in the presidential election? Every person over the age of 21 has an open opinion to vote for the person of their choice to run as president for a 4-year term.

What do you call a black man who lands on the moon? An astronaut...f*cking racist.

Why was 6 afraid of seven? It isn't numbers are not sentiment objects therefore incapable of feeling fear

Whats more sad then four black men in a car driving off a cliff? The man they stolen the car from doesn't have car insurance.

What do you call a black man and an Asian working in a field? You politely ask their names and then use them; their colour is of no consequence.

Whats funny about a fat person dying? He died while eating friend chicken

what did the dog say to the cat? nothing cause animals dont talk.

How did the hot blonde get a promotion from her boss? She worked really hard and achieved more thaan her coworkers.

Why didn't the little boy have a good time at his birthday party? Because his friends lit him on fire.

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What do you call a boy with one arm one leg and an eye patch? Names

Q-How do you kill an elephant? A- An elephant gun Q- How do you kill a blue elephant? A- A blue elephant gun Q- How do you kill a red elephant? A- Strangle it until it turns blue then use a blue elephant gune Q- How do you kill a purple elephant? A- Don't be ridiculous purple elephants don't exist

What floats in the toilet and looks like a log? A log.

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How do you enter a gas station? Through the front door

Can Anti-Jokes censor curse-word tenses? Fuck Fucking Fucked Fucks

You know what they say about priests with big rosaries? I don't know, it's in Latin.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Doesn't matter get in the van.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he is a chicken and is not intelligent enough to know that he is about to be hit by a bus while hopelessly searching for food under an elderly man's nose.

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