- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

Why didn't the blonde hook up with the business man? Because he was a raging alcoholic and a severe smoker who was incapable of looking after his 3 kids and he has gone to jail 3 times for public nudity and beating his wife.

Knock knock. Who's there? The Door! He then broke down into tears as the nightmares from his schizophrenia had lead to a severely crippled mental state.

An elephant and a hippopotamus were taking a bath. The elephant said to the hippo, " Please pass the soap." The hippo replied, "No soap, radio."

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Why did Jessy crawl to her bed? Because she has no legs.

Why did Sally cry at the wedding? somebody shot her future husband.

Whats white and rubs stuff out ? An albino with a rubber.

Me: Wanna play a game of red light and as I get closer to you, you get to call red light?? girl: Yea! okay, go! girl: green light!! Me: Sorry, firetrucks don't stop for red lights

Why was six afraid of seven? Six wasn't. He listens in on women's self defense classes and can deliver a kick to the crotch so hard that it will create for you a new vagina.

Whats the difference between a duck? Both legs are of the same length. Especially the left one.

Hey Jew. What? Shut up.

The awkward moment when you are reading these jokes and either it's not funny or you don't get it...

what's purple and plastic purple plastic

The sword that kills, the sword that gives life.

Your mumma's so ugly. Period.

Did you hear about the kidnapping in New York? He woke up.

What is better than tissues? Correct!

What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye-patch? Names.

why was their a child on the sun? There wasn't he would be incinerated

What do you give a gay guy on his birthday? a invition to strait camp

What's worse then 10 babies nailed to 10 trees? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the farmer was sexually abusive.

knock knock whos there haha this is a shit joke anyone that reads this is a jimmy saville follower and got fingered up the bum hole violently by him love you

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