An American man and a Chinese man have a conversation. The American man asks the Chinese man after a couple of minutes of speaking, "How long have you lived in the United States?" The Chinese man replies, "I moved to the United States when I was ten years old."

What did Michelle Obama get for Christmas? Cancer

What do you get when you cross a Mexican and an African? A baby.

How do you make a person laugh? Tell a good joke How do you make them cry? Tell a sad story How do you make them cry and laugh at the same time? Tell a bad joke

Mohamed is driving a taxi to the airport at 20mph How many pounds of explosives are strapped to his chest?

What do you call a black guy with a white guy name? Bradley

Why did kenny the koala fall out of the tree? becuase kenny was dead. Why did kesha the koala fall out of the tree? because she was hit by kenny while he was falling.

What do you call a lion eating a gazelle? the food chain.

What is sticky and smelly - a stick

What do you call a man with a Club approaching a Seal Very Strong considering he can hold a building

I brought a parachute as carry on luggage, I was pulled aside at security and missed my flight.

Q: Whats metal and shiny? A: You're lame childhood accomplishments.

Q: why did the 10 year old squirt his dad with the water hose? A: what 10 year old WOULDN'T?

how do you save a black man ... u don't

Knock Knock Who's there Doctor Doctor Who

Why couldn't the dinosaur sing? Because dinosaurs are extinct

wow i bet grass is lucky on st patricks day. why? becuase its green all year. *smacks* ow. i kno. but hey im corn.

Why did the man walk up to a bank teller with a gun? He is the security guard; he wanted to ask her for financial advice.

Q: What's a crutch's favorite song? A: Lean on me

Why did the man get in a car accident? Because he was blind.

how do you make a baby float? you take your foot off its head

Why couldn't the mute kid tell his mom the house was on fire? Casue he fell down the stairs and broke his hands...

Why did the little boy rush downstairs to the living room on Christmas morning? because he heard his mother screaming rape.

How did Nissan show its new car in there commircals By driving very fast and hitting fat kids $

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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