What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Doesn't matter get in the van.

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Why do white people not eat crackers? Cause it's cannabalism.

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I need a sidecart on my motorcycle just for my diick

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Have you seen stevie wonders new house No Neither has he

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gabe sucks 8-------------------D~

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wow, that guy is such a buzz-kill. worse than Buzz Killington!

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Which ballet do pigs like best? Pigs don't understand ballet, but they probably like the ones with audience participation, as they are friendly animals and enjoy interacting with humans.

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What's worse than a worm in your apple That one time I rapped and killed your mom, oh and happy birthday prick

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What did the tree say to the plant. Nothing tree's cant talk.

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A blonde, a brunette, and a red head walk into a bar. They have been planning a girls night out for weeks.

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Why does the same anti-jokes pop up over and over again? Because people have no creativity.

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Three men are facing a firing squad. They are all promptly executed. Even if they were to escape by distracting the executioners, they would no doubt be shot down before they could get for.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was running away from KFC.

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Hail Hitler

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Why did the boy fall of his BMX? Because someone threw a dish-washer at him.

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Whos worse than Akise Teague. Mike Vick

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XD Thats what I was expecting from you, you do not go down without a bit of struggle and a tussle huh?

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PSP... Is a cat... you can throw against the wall.

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roses are red violets are blue your moms a whore thats it

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Knock Knock, Who's there? Me, get naked bitch!

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Why did they save the man in a burning building? To arrest him for arson.

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What do a worm and a human have in common? They both have arms and legs apart from the worm

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"Knock Knock" "Who's There" "The Police" "The Police Who" "Ma'am your son just died in a car accident"

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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