- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Triceratops

What do you get when you throw a bagel at a chicken? One less bagel.

What looks red and smells like barf? Depends on how you look at the situation.

Why did Johnny close the door on Sally's face? Because Johnny is a dick.

what is red and smells like paint red paint

Mary once had a boyfriend with a wooden leg; however, itt was a highly dysfunctional relationship, as the boyfriend was much too possessive of Mary. So Mary was forced to bring a close to the relationship.

what did the guy do at the funeral? cry because his wife died

Whats bright red and claws at the window? Baby in a microwave.

Whats worst than being raped by a black guy? Being raped by two black guys? You racist i'm calling the police.

Knock knock! Who's there? Alzheimer's Alzheimer's who? To get to the other side!

What did you say? I'm blind. (Did not write this meaning to be offensive)

What is the difference between a pizza and a Jew? A pizza doesn't scream when it goes into the oven.

How do you get a black guy to stop hanging around in your front yard? Hang him in the back yard.

When I meet the woman of my dreams, she wont know what hit her... Nor will the police.

Was the last joke funny? Because this one isn't.

What's a bench painted red white and blue all over? An American BENCH.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting your balls chewed off by a rottweiler.

Jimmy went for a walk in the jungle, and he got lost!!

how did the kid cut open his forehead? by putting on his underwear!

Then that means that, I thought I was working with you? No wonder things did not work out, no wonder jerks like Jonas "the wizard" got inside my team, he was recommended by this "Axel Knight"

What did the pony say when it lost its voice? Nothing. Ponies are incapable of speech.

J- Jiggly E- Enormous S- Sad S- Smelly E- Ethiopian

What's yellow and can't swim? A bulldozer

Why did the dinosaur cross the road? It didn't.

Wait a moment, I will see what I can do.

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