Your mother is of a healthy weight and a pleasure to be around.

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If boobs are round. And so are balls. Then i just cant figure out why the sky is blue?

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Read a Book.

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Y didnt the grandma go to christmas? She died on thanksgiving

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What did the Mexican shoe salesman say to the man? Excuse me, do you whih way to main street?

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why do muslims always turn to their left? Because they don't have their rights.

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Just think...there are 7 billion people in the world...so that's 14 billion orgasms!

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What happened to the fat japanese guy? His house was destroyed by the earthquake.

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Q: How many different Pokèmon are there? A: Pokèmon aren't real.

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Why do giraffes have long necks? So they can reach higher, un-eaten leaves.

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What do you call 100 black men at the bottom of the ocean? A scuba group because during these hot summer months they like to cool off and go scuba diving.

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why did Suzy play jump rope with the neighbors kids? She had no legs!

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a young boy once lost his mind and then his parents weeped because their son had been decapatated in a horrible motorcycle accident caused by a drunk who had just killed his wife and children and was running from the cops....

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Roses are red. They also have thorns. Their family is Rosaceae and they are often given as gifts between lovers. They grow in well drained and fertile soils...

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What is the difference between being a serial killer and a doctor? I'm not a doctor.

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If I were in a room with you, Hitler, Stalin, and Palin, and I had a gun with 3 bullets in it, I would drop that gun and run as fast as I could from that room. Sorry, I hate you!

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What do you call a man with no legs or arms trying to ski? Impossible.

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Yo Dawg, I heard You Like Kittens and Volcanoes... So, I threw Your Kitten In A Volcano.

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A shark ate your mom

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Why are many frogs green? Because yes they are.

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Sammy bought 48 donuts. He ate 36. What was Sammy left with? Diabetes. Sammy was left with diabetes.

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When's the worst time to use skin moisturizer? When you're a burn victim.

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Yo momma so fat she ate a tape worm which had to be surgically removed because it further increased her health problems. She's still fat.

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DEAD ON KANE ITS BEEN ALL YOU ABD CAOIMHIN

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