Why did the boy eat his homework? Because he was hungry. The teacher would stupid to say it was a piece of cake

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Does 2 + 2 = fish? No.

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How do you turn a piece of meat into a vegetable Break her neck

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"Knock Knock" "Who's There" "It's Dallas" "Dallas Who" James and Dallas's relashonship quickly deteriorated as Dallas realized he and James been best friends for 2 years and James doesn't even know his name.

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Hey, guess what. What? ... Hello? Sorry, I don't talk to strangers.

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"Ask me if I'm a tree!" "Are you a tree?" "No."

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares?

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What's worse than strapping 10 dead baibes to a tree? Strapping a dead baby to 10 trees.

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Why? Why not?

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. Most poems rhyme, But his one doesn't.

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How did the little boy get out of the forest? -He didnt, he was devoured by a pack of wovles.

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Q: What do you call a gay dinosaur? A: Mega-saur-ass

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What does these 3 words all have in common? terrifiant, hrollvekjandi, Przera?aj?ce They all mean the same thing describing Ian! CREEPY

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Elephants can't jump higher than the tallest building. You know why? It's because buildings can't jump.

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Connor is homosexuaI

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Knock Knock. Who's there? An Alzheimers's patient. An Alzheimers's patient who? To get to the other side!

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What did the blind, deaf and dumb lady name her kid? Sebastion.

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Why did labour not win the election in 2010? Because they are clearly shit.

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Why was the little boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face.

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Why couldn't the man sleep? Because he was a wax model in a museum, and as we all know wax models are inanimate objects thus incapable of consciousness and therefore incapable of unconsciousness as well. Many other inanimate objects are caught up in similar problems relating to their incapability to do anything.

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Why did a car full of African-American men pull up to a lonely white man walking on the sidewalk at 12 p.m. in Harlem? To ask for directions.

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How did the boy fall off the swing? He got hit by a fridge

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WHATS FASTER THAN INTERNET BUSTA RYMES

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Howmany licks does it take till you get to the tootsie roll center of tootsie pop? Well, The answer is not constant. There are many variables that need to be taken into account. Though the ph level of human saliva is a neutral seven it can vary about 2 tenths of a point from person to person. This is a factor that needs to be considered along with the size of the tongue, roughness of the tongue, and at what speed the licking is taking place at. After taking all these variables into consideration, the average number of licks it would take untill the chocolate center of a tootsie pop is approximately, 3 .

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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