- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the elephant cross the road? Indiana Jones was riding on it to Pankot Palace

I like my coffee like my women, without a penis

Jimmy is taking a walk to Dairy Queen he walks into an allyway where he is shot with a 44 magnum and later dies in hospital his family morns

Q: What's red and bad for your teeth? A: Bricks.

Why does Chuck Norris own a can named Chuck Norris? because he is self-centered due to all the attention payed to him for virtually no reason at all.

One dog says to the other "I love going for walks!" A women over-hears, screams "A Talking Dog!", and calls the police. The dog is put down and dissected for scientific research.

Q: What's a crutch's favorite song? A: Lean on me

how did the kid cut open his forehead? by putting on his underwear!

Q: a man in a camry runs over his wife. who's fault is it? A: toyota and their breaks.

women are like puzzles because prior to 1920 neither had the right to vote, puzzles still don't.

What is the difference between England and yogurt? One is a Western-European country and the other is a dairy product.

Little Miss Muffet sat on a tuffet, but she had anal hemorrhaging so it really hurt

what do you call someone with one arm? Handicapped.

Roses are red. I f***** a dude. you're a failed abortion. I never loved you.

LIKE FOR GANGNAM STYLE. DISLIKE FOR JUSTIN BIEBER LETS SEE WHO WINS

three peanuts where walking down a dark alley, one was asalted

A Mexican, a Jew, an American and an Indian are on a plane with no parachutes. No one jumps out because no one has a parachute.

Whats a blind catholics biggest fear? The priests power of chris compelling him

Why did the Jewish girl fall off the swing? Because Amon Goeth shot her in the head from his balcony with his rifle. --Amon Goeth's friend

why did the Mexican eat a octopus because he was hungry would die if he didn't

What's worst then a parking ticket? The plague

Q: Why were minorities denied access to the bathroom? A: It was for employees only.

Q. how to kill the germ on a food. A. wash it with bleach.

Why was a member of the KKK laughing at another member who was his friend? Because he had just divorced his black wife who he recently found out that he had received AIDS from.

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