Q: What did the black man say to the other black man? A: Nothing. They didn't know each other.

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What is worse than getting hit by a car? Getting hit by a truck

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So a guy with no legs and no arms is on his death bed. He asks to sky dive one time before he dies.

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Q. How do you punish Helen Keller? A. Rearrange the furniture in her room

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Whats worse than biting an apple with a worm in it? Getting stabed until you died and being fed to your own children....... twice

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whats the diffrences between black people and a tire nothin

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A sheep croses the road It gets hit by a car.

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Gays always seem happy wonder why Straights complain to much

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woman's rights

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What did John look at when Meghan Fox took off her shirt? her undershirt

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What did the man do when he went in the bathroom he took a crap wiped his butt and washed his hands and went back to meet his family at the dinner table

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A man and a midget walk into a bar each carrying a suitcase. They were stopping by after work.

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why did the other chicken cross the road peer pressure

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What did the first ant say to the second ant? Nothing. Ants are incapable of communicating via speech.

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Roses are red, violets are blue When I cut you, you bleed

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Knock knock The boy doesn't answer because it's dangerous to open your door to strangers while home alone.

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What did the old man say to the young man? Nothing, the old man was dead.

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Why was the Asian girl doing a math problem? It was her homework that her teacher assigned her class.

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a piece of string walks into a bar and the bartender says “sorry we dont serve your kind here” so the string goes outside twists himself round and ruffles up one of his ends then walks back into the bar, the bartender says “aren’t you the piece of string i just kicked out?” the string then replies “i’m a frayed knot”

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Q: Did you hear about the fire at the circus? A: It was in tents!

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What's worse than one bee sting? Two bee stings. What's worse than two bee stings? The holocaust? What's worse than the holocaust? Three bee stings.

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What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? We're both lawyers.

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Why was Timmy sad? because he had a frog stapled to his face.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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