Seeing you happy is what makes me happy Nero, it has always been this way.

Evan Ramsey hahaha go CAD

Why was the man running? He needed to get somewhere fast.

Three blind mice. See how they run. Into things.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, This poem is getting old, I like cookies.

What do you call an blonde, brunette, and a redhead? There has yet to be a definition for a group of people categorized by hair color.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple ? The Holacoast

Three men walk in to a bar, One ducked

What do you call a boy with no arms and no legs waterskiing? Skip

Why did the cow cross the road? Cause it wanted to. Why di the chicken cross the road? Cause it was stapled to the cow's face.

whats red and brown and goes about 30mph? a squirrel in a blender.

Q: How do you catch a squirrel? A: Throw a fridge at it

yo mama is so old, so old that she was given senior citizen discount at the restaurant.

How do you shock a child? Attach a metal pole to them while there is a storm

Q: Whats the first thing you see when you wake up? A: I don't know.

Q: What is the first thing you do if you wake up and meet the entire justice league(!!!) Which tells you that you are the "chosen one" and that only you can save the world once your true powers awaken? A: Increase your schizo medication.

Why was the man picking his nose? Because he was born without one, and found one he liked.

How to pick up chicks Pick up a chicken but must be a baby

Knock Knock ! Who's there? Jim. Oh come in.

Three men walked into a bar. The last one ducked.

there are 2 muffins in an oven one says "man its hot in here" the other says "shut up i hate this joke"

Knock knock. Who's there? Boo Boo who? I don't have a last name, it's just Boo

Where did grandpa go for his birthday The morgue.

A blonde takes a math test it says find x? She circles x and puts there it is!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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