- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is the opposite of Obama? Mitt Romney because he his white and a republican so all is good with him.

why do leprecon's laugh when they run through the grass? because it tickel's their balls

Why did the ground beef taste funny? Because little Timmy fell in the grinder.

Why did the hobo break both of his arms? He didn't like them.

How did Pablo get into America from Mexico? He drove here!

Where did Sally go when the bomb hit her? Everywhere

What do you call a cow that's not cooked? A cow

A guy walks into a bar and orders a glass of water. A few seconds later he drinks the water.

Something strange in you're neighborhood. Who you gonna call? The police.

How do you kill a jew? Same way you would anyone

Q: Why was the little girl upset? A: Because she drank a window cleanser, causing her vital organs to shut down, ending in a slow, painful, death.

Two black men walk past a white man who recently hung himself from a tree. Oh the racist irony.

Jimmy is taking a walk to Dairy Queen he walks into an allyway where he is shot with a 44 magnum and later dies in hospital his family morns

what do u call a black guy who sells drugs a pharmacist

What's the worlds most popular burger? The Krabby Patty

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If Chuck Norris has $5, and you have $5, Chuck Norris still has more money than you.

Roses are red Violets are blue Daises are white And Pansies hold hands and skip

Why was Sally sad? She was the only survivor of a plane crash that killed her entire family.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Well, neither has he.

Why was the little boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face.

Why is Dave's baby dead? Because his wife threw it into the path a Big-rig.

what did the dog say to the cat? bark what did the cat say to the dog? nothing it ran away

Q: What did the two muffins say in the oven? A: OMG we are in an oven, "OMG a talking muffin"

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