Your mama's so fat, that when she opened the window, wind came in!!!

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Can I have a dollar? I don't know, can you?

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A kid walks in to a bar. The bartender asks the boy where his parents are and he replies that he does not know. They call the police who proceed to try to contact the boy's parents. They have gone missing so the boy must go up for adoption. He gets adopted by an abusive family and runs away. Without a family, job, or money, he could not afford a house. He lived alone in a box until he died of starvation.

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One day a black man went and bought a car with his own hard-earned money.

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Knock knock. Who's there? The Police. Your family is dead...

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What's worse than getting sockson your birthday? Getting cancer on your birthday.

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Three men on a journey stop at a farm and ask the farmer if they might be allowed to stay the night. The farmer consents upon one condition: that the visitors not lay a hand on his daughter. The men respected the farmers wishes and left in the morning.

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Twelve people are in a plane. One of them says: "Man, we really are not so many in this plane" Another one replies: "It's because it's a 12 seats plane." Another says: "Do 12 seats planes even exist?" Another one answers: "Of course they do." Another person says: "Guys, are we even flying?" Someone says: "I don't know" Another says: "Yes, we're flying, look out the window." Another says: "I have cancer." Someone reacts: "Oh, I'm really sorry for you" Another: "Yes, me too" Someone adds: "It's really terrible" Another says: "Has science made any progress recently?" The plane crashes.

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Why do dragons shoot fire? I don't know, I'm asking you the question.

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Justin Beiber

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Why didn't the Mexican go to college? He was caught smuggling drugs over the border and was shot.

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What was wrong with the tree? Nothing

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Why am I writing this? Cuz I am eating babies alive right now!

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* two sisters are making yo mama jokes* * mom turns around* mom: Hey yo mama so stupid ... sister one: ummmm.... sister two: sure thats not you?

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Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Gary.

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So these two girls have a cup .

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whats worse then a truck full of babies? if it went off a cliff into a canyon full of knives.

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what do u call a joke with no punchline? A joke with no punchline

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What does a black person and ebola have in common? They both kill people

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I started a pottery course where the two instructors looked like Demi Moore and Patrick Swayze. The only other student looked like Whooping Goldberg. This teacher to student ratio proved invaluable as I am hoping to make a living as an artist and really appreciated all the extra attention.

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Did you go swimming in the Carribean Ocean? Yes, a shark ate my body, and killed me! Thank God I'm still alive!

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Why was King Triton mad at Ariel? Her grades were under the C.

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Roses are car Violets are giraffe this poem makes no sense microwave

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What did the boy with no legs get? A treadmill.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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