Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? She was blind.

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Yo' momma so fat she buys clothingthat is bigger than most other people's clothing

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WHY DO IDIOTS RIGHT STUPID JOKES BECAUSE THEY HAVE NOTHING BETTER TO DO WITH THERE LIVES.

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Why did the boy bring a ladder to school? Perhaps he was doing a project on tree-life.

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roses are red violets are blue pornhub is down ya mums facebook will do

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Brian knew how to save the world from the death penalty: "Let's kill everybody who is not against it." So I killed Brian and waste my time in death row now.

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A kid walks in to a bar. The bartender asks the boy where his parents are and he replies that he does not know. They call the police who proceed to try to contact the boy's parents. They have gone missing so the boy must go up for adoption. He gets adopted by an abusive family and runs away. Without a family, job, or money, he could not afford a house. He lived alone in a box until he died of starvation.

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Knock knock Who's there? Derek the crazy man in the village and I have come to shoot you.

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Why did Charlie eat a baked potato? Because he was hungry.

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Why was Timmy sore? He'd been playing with his cornhole along with his friends all day!

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Why was the boy sad he ate a loaf of bread? Because ducks ate him alive after that.

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Is that a banana in your pocket, or do you just have an erection?

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What's worse than a paper-cut? Two paper-cuts. What's worse than two paper-cuts? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Three paper-cuts.

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A blonde and a brunette were hanging onto the edge of a cliff for dear life. The brunette somehow found the strength to climb back up. The blonde was impressed, but had muscular dystrophy so she slipped and fell to her death.

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What did the deaf man say to the blind man? Probably "Look out for that car," but since he has been deaf since the age of 7, his verbal skills are tenuous at best.

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What did one dog say to the other dog? Nobody knows as humans are unable to understand the way dogs communicate.

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why does stuart own alot of hollister because he is autistic

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What do you get when you cross two things that are seemingly unrelated? A play on words.

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Roses are red, Violets are purple.

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Why did the Mexican mow the lawn? The grass was getting to high and needed to be trimmed.

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Why was the asian bad at sex? Because he was 5 years old

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Q: Why did the kid get Christman presents in August? A: Because it was cheaper than chemotherapy.

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What did the man say when he saw Niagra falls? Nothing, he was blind.

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A black man, a Mexican man, and a cop are walking in downtown New York. So are tens of thousands of other people, because it is a very large and diverse city.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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