- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you make a baby not cry? Do not throw a brick at it. ANTI-JOKE

why do they sparkle?!?!?!?!

Where did Wendy decide to work for her part time job? TACO BELL

What do you call it? Whatever it is.

Somebody else besides you: what time is it? You: what time is what? SOmebody else: ? What?

Two men walk in to a bar. The first man says "I'll have some H20" The second man says "I'll have some H20, too." They both received glasses of water.

how do you scare a deaf person? you yawn

Which disney princess always stays old? Snow White

why did the chair brake? because a car smashed into it. where did it go? all the way to china. whats 3+4? why did the Chinese man get this wrong? Because a chair was in his head.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the batmobile? 'Get in the batmobile Robin'

Why did the chicken cross the road? it was wandering and had no idea wht it was doing because it has very little mental capacity whatsoever

Why was darren too late for school today...? She got hit by the bus

A guy walks up to a midget and he says: 'What do you want to be when you grow up?'

why did the cow cross the road because pigs were not flying i had to write it hurts

why are anti jokes so funny? cuz u pobably just laughed at this one.

Knock knock Who's there? Banana? Knock knock Who's there? Banana Knock knock Who's there? Orange Orange who? Orange you glad you don't have cancer?

So theres a man, a horse, and a piglet in a helicopter. Upon noticing this, the pilot jumps out of the plane and the animals go crashing to their doom.

Why was the white man chosen for the job over the black guy? He had more work experience and was clearly the better suited applicant.

why did the chicken cross the road? he saw a rather desperate looking homeless person coming towards him, and, realizing he had no change, figured it was the best way to avoid an awkward situation.

Why did the cat cross the street? It didn't. I cut off its arms and legs so it couldn't walk.

Why did the blond fail her Calculus test? She had a Biology test on the same day, and being that she is a bio major she felt it would be to her interest to put more emphasis on the bio test because she is only taking cal as an advanced elective credit, which would not effect her major GPA.

WHAT DYEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE MEAN YE DON'T KNOWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW?

Name a country that begins with the letter U A. True B. False C. All of the above D. None of the above

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