- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was suicidal, and this wasn't just any road. It was the new highway built, with frequent traffic jams and a speed limit of 90 mph.

A women left the kitchen.

What looks like a horse, but smells and has feathers? A dead horse with a pidgeon in its ass.

what has 52 teeth and holds back a monster? my zipper

You thought i'd be telling you a joke. Turns out im not.. !! haha

your mama's so fat... that's it

Why didn't the Ginger love the pretty girl? Her attitude and personality weren't very similar to his so he presumed the relationship wouldn't work out. Uh...........stingray.

how did the snake fly? it couldnt snakescant fly

What comes after 69... Mouthwash

Roses are red Zombies are hungry and blue My brain is half-eaten And what about you?

What is invisible and smells like rabbits? Bunny farts.

Terry's penis oh wait! what penis But I'm not a rapper

How many babies does it take to paint a fence? depends on how hard you throw them.

What did the follower of Neronism say to the follower of Christianity? Nothing, Neronism doesn't exist. -KyuremCult

Julian Ha.

why was Logan sad? he was raped by his daddy multiple times

Ring Ring Hello? Click

Why has 8 wheels and costs more than a Lamborghini? Two Lamborghinis.

why was the black man running away from the convenient store? He was going for a jog and it just so happened that he passed by the store

What's white and sticky? A white stick.

A man and a woman are having sex. The man finishes and says, "Oh, God, I hope you're on the pill." The girl says she isn't and begins to cry. Lacking a job or a stable life, the man leaves the woman. The woman has an abortion and suffers irreversible damage to her ovaries.

Why was little georgia afraid of the tea cup ? Because she was tripping over the holocaust.

How did the guy survive the plane crash? He didnt, He died like everybody else.

Q: How many surrealists does it take to change a light bulb? A: Ele PHa n T

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