- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A blond walked into a bar. A guy picker her up and then they had sex.

Q:Whats a similarity between your mom and your dad? A:They both hate you -Ryan V

Knock knock. Who's there? Andy. You're late, I've been piss-arsing about waiting for you to get here.

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she is a woman.

A fish swims up your penis...

Roses are red Violets are blue Violets are actually purple or white

Why did the friendly not play outside? Because they were dead. Just like your dreams.

Why was Yabba annoyed? Because the idiots who do the audio description voiceover for Timmy Time on BBC iPlayer frequently refer to her as a male even though she is clearly a female duck.

What's funnier than an anti-joke? Sarcasm.

Yo mama so fat and ugly, I don't want to tell you how fat and ugly she is for fear of vomiting.

An Irishman walks out of a bar.

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Your face Godammit!!!

What do you do when you see an epileptic having a fit in the bath? Laugh at him

Why cant Michael J Fox draw a perfect circle? because he is dying of parkinson's disease.

What's the difference between ?2 and and 74^3? ?-405242.585786

Knock knock. Who's there? It's me. Oh, come on in. Thanks.

What's worse than speaking to a Russian bear? Gettting mauled and eaten by one.

A guy walks into a doughnut shop and says "I'll have a small coffee and a doughnut." The shop keeper says, "I'm sorry we ran out of coffee." The guy says, "All right I'll just have coffee than"

There is a bus full of puppies and babies with a plane flying above it carrying 2 tons of explosives. The Bus arrives safely at its destination.

why did the man paint his house? cause he never wanted to mow the lawn

How many black men does it take to change a light bulb? TO GET TO THE OTHER SIDE!

What do you call a full refrigerator? A freezer

My favorite part of the movie Frozen is when the parents die.

Whats worse then the Holocaust? Chlamydia.

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