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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the first ant say to the second ant? Nothing. Ants are incapable of communicating via speech.

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Roses are red, violets are blue When I cut you, you bleed

Did you hear about the new brand of shovel? Yeah, it's pretty groundbreaking.

Q: Did you hear about the fire at the circus? A: It was in tents!

What did the man do when he went in the bathroom he took a crap wiped his butt and washed his hands and went back to meet his family at the dinner table

Roses are Orange Violets are Green I'm Colorblind..

Why did the white man buy a new pair of socks? His old ones has holes.

What do you call a Muslim guy on a plane? A passenger.

A black man walks in to a bar and say ouch! A jewish man walks in to a bar and later sews that same bar for he and the black mans injurys.

My friend and I were telling jokes the other day. Ha said " I've run out of dead baby jokes!" to which I replied " I've run out of dead babies."

Why did the chicken cross the road? There was a worm on the other side. And the more pressing question is why do i watch a chicken in my free time

Man: Did it hurt? Woman: huh? Man: Did it hurt when i killed your family?

What did the Coke can say to the Pepsi can? Nothing it is a inanimate object and cannot speak.

knock knock, whos there? billy i dont know who you are, please get away from my front door before i call the authorities

A mathematician, a physicist, and an engineer walk into a bar. They order some drinks, sit quietly and stare at their shoes until they've finished their drinks, then go back home and wallow in loneliness, wishing their social skills weren't so abysmal.

how would you feel when your girlfriend dumps you really bad because she just dumped you man!!!1

what's better than winning the special olympics? -not being retarded

What's better than 24-year-olds? Twenty 4-year-olds.

I've always hated people saying "last one there is a rotten egg" because don't you want to be a rotten egg so you don't get eaten?

Whats the difference between a girl and a guy? one receives and one delivers.

A White guy, Black guy and Hispanic are all on the same bus. They get off at their predetermined stops and continue their day.

whats pink and fluffy? pink fluff

why are chickens dying so fast? because black people are hungry.

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