Its Eliza, hope you are still there, would you mind getting here sooner? This site is not safe, besides its cold here, I mean send somebody else if you got to, I might look frail but Nero taught me a thing or two, so I can honestly say that Nero taught me better than you guys just in case. Funny you say there is no code, yet add three, yeah you better expect nothing "fancy", Mr.Torture dungeon master. Honestly though I do not blame you, and if I really meant you where a psycho, I would not have agreed/asked you showed up, I am serious I need to get out of here.

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A Jew, a Catholic, and an Aeithiest walk into a bar. The bartender look at them and says "Is this some kind of a joke?".

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A fat black guy walks into a pet store and asks if he can have a chicken. The cashier says "what do you want a chicken for?" He says " I need to lose weight so I'm hoping to eat its all natural eggs" So the cashier gives him the chicken and the fat black guy lost 50 pounds.

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Why was George Washington buried in Virginia? Because he was dead.

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what are you your not a human? are you an other?

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Why was Osama Bin Laden so hard to find? His hiding place was difficult to come across.

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Who stole the cookie from the cookie jar? Actually it's my cookie jar, and my cookies. I stole nothing.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I am a cow moo

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How did the blind man cross the road? With the use of a cane and a registered seeing eye dog

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What is easier than making pie? Making cake!

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A American seeking into mexico

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What's the difference between a baby and a trampoline? I take off my shoes when I jump on a trampoline

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LO LLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOOPLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOOLLOLOLOLOLOLOLOOO O O O O O O OLO LOL OL O LO LO LO L OL Wasted your time didn't I -All the lol post are by me, LOL GUY.

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a guy named bob likes sprinkles on his ice cream.

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Whats brown and rhymes with snoop? Jay-z

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Sarah Palin's political campaign

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how many niggaz dose it take to fit in al lightbolb?? 36 ahahahh yall deez nutz

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PATIENT: Doctor, doctor, I can't see my legs DOCTOR: That's because you're blind

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To meet up with its grandmother who just happened to live on the other side of the road because the doctor had said this could possibly be her last week.

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A blind man walks into a bar and orders a beer. He has gotten used to being blind all his life.

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Pickles are moist.

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Jamie Stegman was dead. LOL

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What's the difference between a pizza and a Jew? A pizza doesn't scream when you put it in the oven.

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A jew walks into a church. he wishes to be touched by God.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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