Ask me if I'm a grapefruit. -Are u a grapefruit? NO!

Why did the car go down the road? Someone was driving it. Why did the car stop? Because he suddenly fell and had a stroke.

What do you call a blind person? Mack Despard

Q. What do you call a retarted guy? A. Whatever his name happens to be

What did the pepper say to Mr. Peno? Hallo peno!

Why is Finnish taxi driver smiling while driving? He's happy.

whats the biggest ever snake found ? i dont know i dont study snakes :O

when life gives you lemons, you make lemonade. when life gives you melons, you are soon diagnosed with dyslexia.

Yo mama is so ugly that she never got married or involved with anyone in her lifetime because everyone was to scared and ashamed to be around her. you're adopted

A whore walks in to a bar. She soon finds her John and they leave to his hotel room.

What do you call Charlie Sheen when he's on drugs? Charlie Sheen.

knock knock who's there? I'm here.

Your sex life.

Whats red, and spins at fast speeds? A baby in a blender

What does Chuck Norris order at a coffee shop? Coffee.

Whats a six letter name for black people? Friend.

what does a slim jim taste like? there is no answer because everyone has a different amount of taste buds

What did the father give to his daughter? AIDS.

cerleb i wrote the one about melons!

What's worse than breastfeeding a wolverine? Force-breastfeeding a wolverine.

Boy: Will you go out with me? Girl: No. Boy: Why? Girl: Because I don't want to.

Why do cow say moo? Because you touch yourself at night

is this the krusty krab? no, this is patrick.

Perverted man: Nice bum where u from Hot ladie with the nice bum: Boston Mass so kiss my ASS

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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