- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock Who's there A serial rapist

How does a man with no arms and legs get to your door. After asking his name please help us out with this question

A child walks into a classroom.

What do the Mexican man, the Asian man and the Jewish man all have in common? "man"

chickens, roads, horses, bars,roses, violets, sally, knock, knock, fnord

Q) Why are there no aspirin in the jungle? A) Because it would not be financially viable to attempt to sell pharmaceuticals in the largely unpopulated rainforest

What do you call a joke that is not funny? An un - funny joke.

What did the tooth brush say to the toothe paste? Minorities.

Q. Whats black and red all over? A. A black wall thats been painted red.

I have two coins in my hand that add up to 30 cents, and one of them is not a nickel. I accidentally dropped them.

Whats fat and gay joe diragi

Why did jack fall off a cliff? Coz the hill was on a cliff.

saw a free cat yesterday...it was dead on the side of the road

Cheese

A small child walks past a man on the street: Fortunately, as the man hates children he is perfect height to let a massive fart rip in his face on the way past. His mum looks disgusted. They carry on with their day.

That moment when the worst part of the movie, is when your pregnant wife pees on the couch.....

Why was the little boy sad? -Because he was on Fire.

What did the rabbi say to the Muslim? I don't know I wasnt there. But it probably had something to do with their varying religions.

They say that men are from Mars, and women are from Venus. If that is true, then who on Earth are we? [L]

Hey ask me if i'm a train? Are you a train? No...

What the difference between a circle and a triangle? You're an idiot if you don't know the difference.

Roses are white, Violets are white, holy shit i can see the light.

What do you call a black woman in a pool? Drowning.

A man walks into a bar and is shot in the face

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