- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Sally ask for ketchup? She wanted to use it on her french fries.

A drunk guy walks into a bar. He orders a beer and the bartender says "Hey pal, you look and act really drunk, I don't think I can serve you any more alcohol." The man looks up to the bartender and says "You're right, I'm really drunk."

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Poker Face

Why celebrate your birthday, its just getting closer and closer the death.

How did Nissan show its new car in there commircals By driving very fast and hitting fat kids $

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms.

DON'T OPEN IT IT'S PANDORA'S BOX!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Why is Helen Keller a bad driver? Her inability to see or hear makes her an extremely dangerous road hazard.

Why am I telling you this joke? Because I entered the following, agreed to the Terms of Service, and clicked "submit".

A stoner walks into a bar. A few minutes later he is asked to leave by the bartender because he is disruptive and uncoordinated. The stoner leaves because conflict is not in his nature.

What happened to the chicken that crossed the road. It got hit by a fridge.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the stoplight turned green

how do you make a baby stop crying? but hot coals down its throat

One night, a man was bitten by Dracula. The first thing to come out of his mouth was "Joke's on you, I have AIDS!" Then proceeded to laugh hysterically until Dracula snapped his neck

Knock knock. Who's there? Boo Boo who? I don't have a last name, it's just Boo

100% of the people who go to school die. What about the people who don't go to school? They die too.

If Spongebob lives in Bikini Bottom, Where is Bikini Top?

The boy asks his dad if he can make him a sandwitch The dad reply's " no thats your moms job"

Roses are red Violets are blue Faces like yours belong in the zoo Don't worry I'll be there too! Not in the cage But laughing at you! ??

It's a bird! No, it's a plane! No, it's actually a bird. You can see its wings flapping.

A gay man kisses a gay man and therefore is considered gay.

How do you kill Justin Beiber? By stabbing him 38 times in the chest.

How do you keep a black man from hanging around your tree? You cut the rope.

Why would a baby cry? Because it's being put through a juicer.

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