Why doesn't Michael sleep with boys anymore? -Because he is dead.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

*insert lame joke stolen from the top 10 jokes and act like it's original because I changed one word*

Q: what did the poor, blind, deaf, orphan girl get for Christmas? A: cancer.

What is black and blue and red all over? A woman that just learned a valuable lesson.

Why did the chicken cross the mobia strip? To get to the same side!

What do you call a group of black guys riding on horseback? You don't. You call the cops first.

What do you call cheese that's not yours? Mine.

Knock Knock Knockin on heavens door..

Yo Momma so fat, that the doctor prescribed her prescription drugs that deal with her eating disorder and recommended that she begin a low calorie diet and live a more active lifestyle.

What do you get when you cross an own and a bungee cord? My ass

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Set a firework off on her face.

What's the difference between toilet paper and a shower curtain? So YOU'RE the one!

what did Harold Camping say to the little girl and boy? "You and your parents are going to die today"

Knock knock. Who's there? Cher. Cher who? Just Cher.

Why did Billy fall over? Because someone tripped him.

A knock knock B who's there A nobody

A man walks into a clothing store, he calls his wife, buys a shirt, and leaves.

what did the banana say to the orange? nothing because a banana is a fruit

theres a straight guy, a gay guy ,and a jew the weird part is the straight guy hits on the jew and the gay guy which make the situation all akward.

What do Grant and Lee have in common? They're both black males

You walk by a boy and see he is playing with poop. You ask the boy what are you doing? He says I'm building a office. You ask him why he says "because I don't have shit to make a building"

What do you call a man who beats his adopted, black children? A terrible person.

Why did the girl go to the hospital? Her brother dared her to jump off the second story roof of their house...

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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