- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your momma has such a bad pancreas that it releases insulin into her bloodstream all the time. NOT just in response to glucose.

what is funnier than one dead baby in a dumpster? There is nothing funny about the homicide of a minor, and the murder should be immediately investigated.

You're a fat chubby McChubchub fatty fatchub because your fat chubby McChubchubfattychub poop is on your fatty fat Mcphat face of fatchubness because you are the fatty lord of McChubby fat kings.

What's the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage?

You should put some sand in your vagina to make the crabs feel more at home.

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my goldfish never writes me back when i send him letters

How are friends and bananas alike? If you peel their skin and eat them they die.

What's long and hard and full of semen? An erect penis at the climax of an orgasm.

Why are anti jokes so repetitive? Because you're reading too many, get off your computer.

Why was the man crying? He has aids.

your no better than a cockroach

I have a toaster. I have two subway coupons and a handful of pubic hair equal trade baby

why did the dog went inside the church? because the door was open.

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Q. what did the hobo say to the rich guy A. nothing the hobo wa a mute

your so homosexual you go to a gay bar every couple of weeks so you get the social acceptance you need.

your a vagina says you, you're a tit

How can you make sure your friend wont die of cancer? Decapitate him

A man walks into a bar and says ouch.

why did no one like Ashley? because she was a bitch!

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Suzie.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Chicken. Chicken who? That's right.

Rebecca Black just died, she walked into a stadium and was overwhelmed by the amount of seating choices.

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