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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. What do you get when you cross a bird with a human? A. Arrested.

What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? We're both lawyers.

Your mother is so fat that when she goes to the movies, she usually orders popcorn and maybe a drink.

What do airplanes and trees not have in common?? Bananas

What did one cat say to the other cat? --------- Meow --------- What's pink and fluffy? --------- Pink fluff --------- What's green and yellow? --------- Grass. I lied about the yellow part.

What is better than winning a gold medal at the parolympic games? Having two legs!

Why'd the chicken cross the road? The chicken doesnt understand the concept of a street so it was most likely just wandering across the street

Yo mama is so old, that it's becoming apparent that she is most likely developing severe senial dementia

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

Why are the deserts so dry? Obama

Did you know Helen Keller has a pool? no oh well she does.

How do you kill a blind man, run over him in slow motion

How do you call a black guy flying a plane? A pilot.

Why cant Helen Keller drive? ......because women cant drive(:

Why is it a bad idea to stand in a thunder and lightning storm with a metal rod? Because you will get wet from the rain.

Why did the black man cross the road? To get to the chicken!

What's worst than a worm in your apple? Finding your mom in a porno.

Why did Susie fall off the swing? Because she has no arms. Why did the baby fall off the swing? Because i hit it with a bat.

Q:What do African American men call the Internet? A:The Internet

A horse walks into a bar. Realizing the severity of the situation, the bartender heads toward the exit... stumbling over a chair.

XD I literally cant stop laughing XD, thats like a manly tussle would go down huh? XDXDXD Cartoon Network? Is that thing still on anywhere? You like watching cartoons? I don't mind if you do.

What do you call a black man who works in a ice-cream truck? A Ice-Creem Man

A Muslim gets off his plane from Saudi Arabia to New York and walks to customs where a TSA agent asks him "what is you business in America?" The Muslim responds "I am here for a vacation". He walks on, and returns home 10 days later.

Why can't the orphan play baseball? He can't find home.

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