- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red Violets are blue and oranges are orange nothing rhymes with orange

Knock knock. Why are you saying that, you should actually knock the door. Oh ok.

What the difference between a car and a dead child I dont have a car in the basement

Why did the Black man cross the road? To get to Pop-Eye's since KFC is too expensive nowadays. HELL-YA

What is a holocaust victim's favorite food? Nothing.

What do you call a lot of goose in one place? geese

Why did the kid get a bicycle for his birthday? Cause his father is a respectable parent who loves his child.

why did bob fall off the swing Because he got hit by a microwave

What did the white man do when he got a black eye? He thanked the gracious african-descented donor, and with a little luck he just might see his beautiful wife and kids again

What does a penguin and a watermelon have in common? They all come from Earth.

A black man walks into a house and is shot because it is not his house and it is 2 in the morning.

Wanna hear something irrational? Pi

What is worse than getting shot in the leg? Getting shot in the head.

Roses are red, Violets are dead, I've climbed through your window, I'm under your bed.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse answers, "Because I'm an alcoholic."

Just happy you are back Nero, I have no idea what a proxy is but I am at my mum`s place, is everything alright between us now?

How did th-A fridge.

What do you call an asian jumping off of a building? A suicide victim.

Q: How did the robber steal a laptop from best buy? A: With his hands

What breaks when you give it to a baby? Its pelvis

Why did Sally have a headache? She had a Brian tumor the size of an eggplant.

Guy 1: What is long, hard and full of semen? Guy 2: A submarine. Guy 1: No, my penis.

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second koala fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first koala. Why did the third koala fall out of the tree? He thought it was a game.

Wanna hear a clean joke? I took a bath with bubbles. Wanna hear a dirty joke? Bubbles is the girl next door.

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