- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I got 99 problems, and most of them involve my terminal illness.

Why was a white man surrounded by black men crying? He was in a support group for black men with vitiligo, which destroys skin pigments.

What's smelly and Dirty? Someone who hasn't shower in a reasonably long time.

Pickles are powerful

Why did the lion get lost? Because the jungle is massive

Knock Knock... Who's there? Nine... Nine who? Nine Eleven.

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No? Neither have they.

What do you get we you mix a ginger with gasoline? A forest fire.

what do you call a man with a bullet hole in his leg? A man who needs t see a doctor.

Wanna hear a joke? No? Oh

run farther?

There once was a man from Peru, Whose limericks all stopped on line two.

What have you got there? Hitler's gas bill... Oh.. don't show him that, he'll be furious Whys that? He can't read.

A jewish man walks into a bar, has a drink, and goes home to his wife.

How did the black man burn down the house. He threw a flaming match through the window.

How do you tell if an alien had been in your house? All your lightbulbs are gone and your fridge is pregnant.

A dyslexic man walks into a bra

Why did Mary fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock Who's there. Not Mary!!

A man and his friend go hunting,one falls in a hole and appears dead. The friend calls 911 and asks what to do, the operator says ok first we need to make sure he's dead. The friend checks his pulse and finds out he is living, then an ambulance is sent and the hunter lives with minor injuries.

Fun Fact: If you lay out all of the veins in your body out, You will die

your mamma so dumb she makes frankienstien look smart

Why did the old woman put roller skates on her rocking chair? She had dementia.

What was the black woman doing in the kitchen? She was simply washing her hands after eating dinner.

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