- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Wanna hear a clean joke? I took a bath with bubbles. Wanna hear a dirty joke? Bubbles is the girl next door.

Here's a joke The Holocaust.

Why was the emo kid sad? Because he gets raped by his dad every night

What ryhmes with turtle? räpe

How many blondes does it take to screw a lightbulb? There's too little information to come up with a reasonable answer.

A man walks into a bar, he says ouch.

My grandmother just called to tell me she was dying................. to have sex with me.

What do you get when you cross a crocodile and a couch? A coat because vests don't have sleeves.

An old man, and his daughter are walking down the street. They are having a nice time, until the daughter turns around to see the old man lying on the ground in pain because of the crippling arthritis in his back that has caused him agony and discomfort for years.

Why could'nt Susie talk? The mafia cut out her tounge

how do you call a big red creature eating rocks? the big red rock eating creature.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in a pool? Phil, because that's his name.

Whats the difference between a Philadelphia Flyers fan and a pedophile? What they are.

The guy told a funny joke. Why wasn't the other guy laughing? Because he was having a heart attack

A horse walks into a bar. Realizing the severity of the situation, the bartender heads toward the exit... stumbling over a chair.

Why'd the chicken cross the road? Who cares its a chicken, it probably got hit by a car. Go to McDonalds and get a chicken sandwich there he is

Why do all black men carry guns? They don't. That is a stereotype. Now pants on the other hand, that's a different story.

A horse walks into a barn.. The farmer says "why the long face?",This frightens the horse ultimately leads to the farmer getting kicked in the teeth

Knock, knock. Door opened.

I saw 2 jews talking. I threw in a penny and watched them fight to the death. I did the same with 2 catholic preasts exept I threw in a baby boy

So once upon a midnight dreery.... In a galaxy far far away that takes place in the past but resembles a technologically advanced future, an evil sith overlord took an innocent Jedi knight and turned him in a cybernetic killing machine. In the end, he dies

The Blonde Gets 100 % On Her Math Test

A black man and a mexican man jump off the empire state building.Who wins? Nobody,suicide is a serious thing and it is depressing to think that the minorities In America would do such a thing to themselves.

Mike and Richard were walking down the street together Richard left because of Mike's garlic breath

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