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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How much cocaine did Charlie Sheen take? Enough to give him a bad reputation, but not enough to kill him

Q:Why did the Mexican cross the border? A:To come to America to provide for his starving family.

Why did the chiken cross the road? It didn't, J-walking is against the law.

I wondered why the piano was getting bigger. Then it hit me... I'm sorry I have visual agnosia

Why did the Black man buy some slaves? They were his family

Why wouldn't someone want to work in the mining industry? Their dad died in the mines.

This is the same thing you told me once, believe me, it helps holding into it.

Why did Susie drop her ice cream? She was hit by a bus. Knock-knock. Who's there? Not Susie.????

what do you tell a woman with two black eyes? nothing, you already told her twice.

What did the black man eat at a picnic? I don't know, I wasn't there.

Yo' Mama is so fat, her driver's license says, "picture continued on other side."

Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: It was dead.

if you fall, I'll be there. -floor

What happened to the boat that sank? Everyone on it died

A man walks in to a bar, and the Bartender says "Why the long face?" The man replies "My wife is dying of Terminal Cancer".

How did the little boy survive the massacre? He didn't. How did the little girl survive the massacre? She was the killer.

What happened while Thomas crossed the street? He got hit by a truck. What happened to Billy? He was Thomas's Siamese twin, and he too met the same fate.

What do you call a spaceman on Mars? Confused, because with the current technology it is impossible to send a human into space and onto Mars.

Why did the man leave anti-joke.com? Because he realized that it was time for dinner and the ham was burning.

You know what's worse than having friends with a lake houses Not being invited to their lake house...

What do you get if you cross a sheep with a kangaroo? Don't be ridiculous. First of all, scientifically this is near impossible and secondly, what use would a kangaroo with wool be? Sheepdogs would become obsolete and they would be a nightmare to shear. Imbecile.

what is the difference between a puppy and a baby... ...they are different animals

so a blonde walks into a bank, opens her purse, pulls out her check and cashes it. She then returns to her car and proceeds home.

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