- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how do make a condom fly around the room? Piss it off!

Whats green and fuzy and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? A pool table.

Why did the chicken cross the road the chicken is blind and deaf and happened to wander into the street and got hit by a car and was instantly killed

What do you get when you cross a dog and a school bus? A dog and a school bus are not sexually compatible and therefore they cannot reproduce.

Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because someone threw a fridge at him

How many women does it take to ski across the pit of lava? None, they would burn and die.

What's worse than finding half a worm in your Apple ? The holocust .

Two drunk drivers got in a car crash They both died

What happenswhen a geman shepard jumps into a lake? it gets wet

What did the disabled kid get for his birthday. The same as any other kid.

What is the difference between a pile of dead babies and a Ferrari? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

What's worse than dropping you're ice cream? Getting your face mauled off by a German Shepard.

What's white and can't climb a tree? A fridge

A horse walks into a bar. A chicken crosses the road. Humanity is no more. Nature reclaims the Earth.

Why did the blond check your phone? AIDS

how many babies can fit into a microwave i dont know i havent tried

What's the difference between communism and race mixing? Zey come for our blood, but drown in zeir ovn!!!!!

Simon: Knock Knock Alfredo: Who's there? Simon: Wire Alfredo: Wire Who SImon? Simon: Wire are you asking me this!!!!

A blind man walks into a deaf woman. He tries to apologize but she can't hear him.

Man :A homo-sexual panda walks into a gay bar. Homo-sexual Panda : Wait...wait I'm gonna stop you right there. I will not take part in this odd joke, so just ummmmmm ya. And another thing, my species is extremely offended by your inferior remarks. Why can't homosexual panda just have piece?

A Russian drinking something other than vodka.

what is chuck norris's favorite food? lasagna.

What was going through the minds of the Sandy Hook victims? Bullets.

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