What do you get when you post the same thing a million times? Hate

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Her frustrated farmer lured her with bread crums in hopes of retrieving his beloved chicken.

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I was going to write a joke about procrastination, but I haven't gotten to it yet.

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What's the difference between 31 dead hookers and a Lamborghini? One is a traumatizing tragedy that left at least 31 poor families mourning for their loved ones, whom were only trying to make a living in what is a terrible economy and were unable find a better job, and the other is an overpriced sports car.

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A wise man once told me that friends are like cookies. He was a cannibal.

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Q: What did the guy say to the apple? A: suck me off

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a man walks into a casino, it's the third time this week and he's contemplating suicide.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? ... it wanted to cross the road.

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What did the cat say when it stepped in poo? Meow.

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An irishman walks into a bar and drinks 6 pints of guiness. He then drives himself home and savagely beats his wife and children.

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You see this dick stop being a spick now suck on my wee wee u prick

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How did Helen Keller burn her hands? On a candle.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have to use the bathroom.

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what do you call a kid with no legs and no arms some one who will nevaer forfill there bucket list cause they cant write it

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Apirl showers bring... Tornadoes that kill families

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How will the world end? That information is unknown

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Whats worse than 20 dead babies in a garbage can? A: The smell

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Knock Knock! Who's there? I have a gun. Get in the car.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 brutally raped and murdered 32.

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Stephen Hawking is so paranoid, always looking over his shoulder.

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Little Birdy: Are you my mother? Man: No, I'm a murderer. Get in the truck.

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Roses are black Violets are Black I'm Hellen Keller

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why couldn't the girl sit down? she didn't have a butt.

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Sarah Jessica Parker walks into a bar. Bartender asks her, "why the long face?". She tells him it's from her parent's genes.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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