- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Triceratops

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 brutally raped and murdered 32.

Stephen Hawking is so paranoid, always looking over his shoulder.

Little Birdy: Are you my mother? Man: No, I'm a murderer. Get in the truck.

Roses are black Violets are Black I'm Hellen Keller

why couldn't the girl sit down? she didn't have a butt.

Sarah Jessica Parker walks into a bar. Bartender asks her, "why the long face?". She tells him it's from her parent's genes.

A blonde asks, "How come i cant get this to go in there?" However no one replies because no one is there.

Why did the boy die while brushing his teeth? The toothbrush wasn't water-proof.

Why was the blonde walking funny? She had a ten foot long metal bar shoved up her butt, and it was very painful to walk.

How are baseball and the holocaust similar? They're both games, except for the holocaust

Did you see Stevie Wonder's new house? no. He didn't either.

what does the doctor do when he tells you you have aids? he laughs and says "hahahahahhaha sucks for you, i dont!"

Q: What did the Jewish man say to the Muslim man? A: Hello, how are you today? Nice weather we're having, isn't it?

Whats the difference between an american and a arab? Their Ethnicity.

What did the oboe say to the trombone? SQUEEEEEEK

Do cows get breast cancer or utter cancer?

Why did a chicken cross the road? To see The Doors.

The other day I went to the holocaust museum and it was horrible No air conditioning or cold drinks

What is the street value of Amy Winehouse's ashes? Nothing. They are ashes, not drugs.

do you have a wife?

TWO PADDIES PASS A PUB

What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter, it won't come anyways.

Anti-jokes are funny.

Roses are grey Violets are grey Colorblindness isn't funny And neither are you

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