What do you call a black man that works in a church A priest

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What do you say to a disabled man in a lift? Have a nice day.

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A man was driving down the road and was swerving, a cop stops him and asks him to walk in a straight line, believing him to be drunk. The man replies "I can't, I've been blind since I was a child."

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How does an elephant climb a cliff who cares

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what lies in ore an develops a golden tan ken bigleys body

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Safety in numbers? Try telling that too six million Jews.

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What did the Asian man say to the taxi driver? Diarrrhea

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Whats 2 Plus 2? God Just Solve It.

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Q: What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferari? A: I don't have a ferari in my garage.

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Want to hear a joke? Obama

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Two clowns are walking down the street The first says, "Whats better sunshine or rainbows?" The second says nothing, then casually picks up a brick and beats the other clown to death.

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Larry The Cableguy....thats it.

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A man walks into a casino, and when he walks out his family has no home.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Neither has he.

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Colin Fry backwards is yrF niloC

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WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

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Where did Adolf go as a vacation after the war? Hell

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How long does it take jimmy hoffa to screw in a light bulb? A: Jimmy Hoffa is dead and incapable of screwing in a light bulb, however if you change the tense of the question to "how long WOULD Jimmy Hoffa HAVE TAKEN to screw in a light bulb" then the approximate answer would be around 1 1/2 minutes if Mr Hoffa had proper dexterity an motor control that was comparable to the average human.

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Why did Steve Jobs die? Because he had cancer

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Mary had a little lamb. Then Died.

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a guy walked into a bar, ordered a drink, sipped it slowly thinking of his waisted youth. then he finished his drink and went home to his wife of 34 years

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Knock knock. Who's there? It's the police, mam. We need to speak to you about your son Robert. It's the police, mam. We need to speak to you about your son Robert who? Mam, he was in an accident. Could you open the door please?

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How do you scare a plumber? Kill his family.

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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