- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many midgets does it take to change a light bulb? If you do the math, it's probably one.

Benny: Hi, my name is Benny, what's your name? A potato: ...

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what's the best way to remove leaves from a tree? take them off

How do you make a clown stop smiling? hit him with an axe

why does andy speak when not spoken too because he wants a smack

Why did mallisa get to go to the bar instead of jeremy... jeremy has prostate cancer and he needs to be examined every 2 1/2 minuites plus he's 7 years old.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was a sociopathic murderer.

WHY DID THE CHICKEN CROSS THE ROAD?

I have three heads and nine eyes, what am I? I'm a liar.

Why did the car catch fire? It was parked in Ferguson, MO

One day, I was talking to a lamp on the phone, when I realized I had called the wrong lamp.

How do you make a dog hate you for the rest of its life? Steal its bone and beheaded it.

What's white, black, red, and flies? An airplane pilot with a battleaxe driven into his head

In Soviet Russia, you wouldn't have a likely chance of surviving because of Stalin's mass paranoia and total neglect for his fellow man.

What's the opposite of a joke? An anti-joke. You're reading one right now.

What happened when the man went to the bar? He got drunk, drove home injuring a young teen mother, brutally assaulted his wife to the point of death. He's in prison serving 3 life sentences.

your mommas so fat she should be worried about getting diabetes

What did Grandma Sally give Little Timmy for Christmas? Herpes

"Why is Barney green and purple?" "Because the producers of the show decided to make him that way."

Larry The Cableguy....thats it.

cake cake and no cake, your life just ended

Whats the worst part about being fat. Your fat.

What did the girl say before she jumped a bridge? "Do you think I can jump off this bridge?"

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