- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What do you call a cow wearing a hat? A: A cow wearing a hat.

A seal walks into a club.

A: How do you piss off a female pilot? Q: Kill her family

Q: Why couldn't the man lick his ice cream? A: Because his body shut down due to the fact that a bullet went straight through his brain. This happened before he could even order his ice cream.

What has four wheels and flies? A flying car.

What do you call cheese that is not yours? It depends on the type of cheese.

yo mamma's so retarded that shes a potato

Q. What do you call a black pilot A. A pilot

Q: Wanna hear a joke? A: the WNBA

What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Mine.

WHO'S YO DADDY? the man who's semen combined with your mother's egg to create a child.

What do you call a Mexican that is jumping off a building? A suicidal jumper!

Q:why is walmart so big? A:Years ago a man named Sam Walton had a vision for one stop shopping. And it goes without saying that being a one stop shop must mean you have a lot of inventory thus the size of Walmart is a lot larger to hold and support the increased mass of inventory .

Wake up in the morning feeling like... Helen Keller

What do you get when you cross a chicken and a dinosaur? You can't. Dinosaurs are extinct.

whats the hardest part about eating a vegitable getting your mouth around the wheelchair.

Why won't Santa be delivering presents this year? Because he can't be bothered.

guest who else is a ugly bitch my mom

One sux, the other is decent. But supporting the sucky one shows u are dedicated.

your face is kinda funny

I have read and agree to the Terms of Service

A student asks a teacher: Sir, how much time would it take for me to do this quiz. Teacher says: From the second I give you this test to the second you hand it back to me.

How do you prevent a drowning..? A: You don't throw the black man in the portwater

whats the best thing about life? whatever the best thing about life happens to be!

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