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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's big, white, and kills you if it falls out of a tree. A Fridge

why was the kid laying in the middle of the baseball field? he was shot in the face then mauled by a bear.

There's two bears in a bathtub, One looks at the other and says "hey can you pass the soap?" the other bear says "what do i look like a light bulb?"

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How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? On average 2,950, however, this has not been properly tested due to obvious reasons.

A witch walks into a bar and orders a drink. She gets her drink and proceeds to have a great time.

Q: A black man, A Mexican, And a Asian are in a car. Who Is Driving? A: The Cop.

what do you call a man that is hurt? A: you call him an ambulanse

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Anyone can post anything.

your know what grinds my gears? when I throw my car into park while going 90 on the highway.

why did scooba steeve loose his flippers? because his head imploded after reaching an extremley high pressure point at the bottom of the ocean. unable to live, his memory was a bit less persistant.

Why was the multi-millionaire entreprenuer sad? He went bankrupt.

Want to know a joke? There is no joke.

How do you kill a fox? With a gun. How do you kill a deer? With a gun.

What's big long, harry, and has glowing eyes? I dont know. Its under my bed. PLEASE SEND HELP!!!

How do you confuse a blonde?? Throw her in a circle room and tell her to find all the corners If she comes out and says I found the corners.. then your screwed

how may horses can you fit in a blender i can't remember what is red and goes 100KPH a horse in a blender

What's funny? A joke. What's funnier than a joke? Two jokes.

Yo momma is so fat that she is at a high risk for heart disease and diabetes!

it was christmas and the kid waited all night. finally santa came.....

What did the girl say to the boy? You are a boy.

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