- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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i had a black friend once......just kidding

What's the difference between an American and a British guy? Their fingerprints.

A young boy trips and severly cuts his knee while running down his neighborhood street. He is promptly brought to the hospital to avoid receiving any serious infection.

Did you just fall from heaven? If not I'm gonna beat the shit out of you

A man looks in his toilet and gazes in fear of the fact that there is blood on his bowel movement. He has colitis

Why was the Jimmy Sad? Because he had Autism.

Here's a joke for you, my life...

What's the worlds most popular burger? The Krabby Patty

Roses are red, violets are blue, I have to go to the bathroom.

What do you call a black woman in a pool? Drowning.

whats worse then a child with a dead mom? the baby is still inside.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? She technically could have, she was physically able, but cars were not invented yet, and even if they were it is unethical for any humane person to let a blind and def person drive.

What's 10 + 3 x 22 ? Cake.

whats worse than sitting next to jack grindey nothing

How many days can a pelican whisper? Pelicans can't whisper.

Why did the aeroplane fall out of the sky? An ant jumped on it

Whats the difference between Jesus and the Pope. Jesus died 2 thousand years ago

KONY 2012! world rises up cheering in spontaneous patriotism for Africa Leader of KONY 2012 arrested for public masturbation

Fuzzy wuzzy was a bear, fuzzy wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy had no hair because he had cancer and died 3 weeks later.

A man walks into a bar. He's an alcoholic, it's destroy his family and career.

What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? We're both lawyers

Whats green, furry and it stole christmas? A Robber with a Christmas tree on his back

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says "Why the long face" The horse responds "My daughter has cancer"

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