"Knock Knock" "Who's There" "It's Dallas" "Dallas Who" James and Dallas's relashonship quickly deteriorated as Dallas realized he and James been best friends for 2 years and James doesn't even know his name.

A man walks into a bar, he realizes his mistake and walks into the dentist next door where he had made an appointment to get his teeth cleaned.

how do you make a plumer cry kill his family

Why couldn't the melons get married? As gay cantaloupes, their jurisdiction didn't allow for same-sex marriage.

When u send someone fudge, u must send a note along with it! Roses are red Violets are blue Fudge is brown Here's some fudge

A blonde walks into a bar ouch

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

Cosmopolitan magazine releases an issue without any sex tips.

An orange walks into a bar....orange you glad I didn't say banana?!?!

Why cant Helen Keller driver? She's a woman

Does an Anti-Joke need to have an ironic punch line? ...

If quizzes are quizical, what are tests? Testicals

What did the elephant say to the other elephant? Nothing. -Albert Einstein... LOL JOKES my name is PJ.

Jon walked into a bar. Ouch.

What's the difference between and Jew and a boy scout? The boy scout returned from camp.

What's grey and doesn't climb trees? A car park.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have schizophrenia So do I

What happened When The lion asked the dog of a soda can? The giraffe who is taller the lion or the whos the fastest?

What's big and black? An ant i lied about in being big

mary poppins' handbag is full of dick

How much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood? Probably 5

Why did Steve Jobs die? Because he had cancer

what did the gay man say to the pole? May i have this dance

how do you stop a black man from drowning take your foot off his head

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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