What's big long, harry, and has glowing eyes? I dont know. Its under my bed. PLEASE SEND HELP!!!

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how do u get a bonar? u look at your mum!!

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HELP!!! I locked myself in my bathroom and can't get out! my laptop is running out of batteries!

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Yo momma is so fat that she is at a high risk for heart disease and diabetes!

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What did the girl say to the boy? You are a boy.

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Want to know a joke? There is no joke.

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Its crackers to slip a rozer and dropsey in snide.

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Guest what in the butt

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How many girls does ittake to screw in a lightbulb? Doesnt matter as long as dinner is on the table by 6:00

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A black man goes to his dentist appointment and the doctor asks, have you brushed your teeth today laderius? the black man replies: Yes, but my name is not laderius

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why did michele jackson rape a kid. because he was horny duhhhh!

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What do you call a dick with blonde hair? Joffrey Baratheon.

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Q: How do you make an mail man cry? A: Take his car and run over his family.

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Q: How did Helen Keller cross the street? A: She walked.

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your mom is so rude that she took her t shirt of and her bra of she was not naked how did she get so rude she drank till one brain cell was left

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A grasshopper walks into a bar and the bartender says "Hey! We have a drink named after you!" The grasshopper doesn't respond because he is a grasshopper and therefore can't talk.

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms.

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There were two blondes at an ATM. One was entering her PIN number and the other one says, "Haha! I know your password! It's ****!" The other one replies, "Haha! No, it's 1358."

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Why did the man crossed the busy road? Because he was sick of life.

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among liedbtt is my Captcha code

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Did you know that there is a species of rodent capable of jumping higher than an average three-story building? This is due to its muscular hind legs and the fact that the average three-story building cannot jump.

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Q - What do you call a hamburger without pickles? A - You call it a hamburger just without the pickles.

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knock knock, whos there, isaac touch my titty

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What's black and white and red all over? The newspaper classified section after a man has abandoned long, futile job hunt. He has crossed out all the potential jobs with red ink. He was laid off due to the downturn in the economy and will now have to get food stamps, which is very embarrassing for a man who has worked to support his family his entire life.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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