Why did the Black guy work at KFC? To provide money for his struggling family.

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How many squirrels does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Who cares? Why would a squirrel need to change a lightbulb?

What's worst then finding a worm in your apple??? Yo momma

What's the best thing about shrimp? It never goes bad.

Who wants $300? Me too.

What's worse than finding half a worm in an apple? Rape and child abuse.

Why did the boy do his homework? For fun.

How do giant spiders like to spend their weekends? Eating Orphans.

What did little ben get for christmas? A dead grandma

What do you do if a black man throws a gernade at you? You take the pin out, and throw it back.

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? Pizzas were meant to be put in an oven.

What do you call a chicken who crosses a road? Nothing, its still a chicken

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? A lot.

Balls

roses are red violets are blue they really are

What did the Chinese man say to the other Chinese man? I don't know. I can't speak Chinese.

What is worse than the holocaust? DUH! A worm in MY apple!

Yo momma so fat, she's dead.

I've never seen a zebra use that crossing.

What kind of martial arts does the Jewish man practice? Kung-Fu

Girl: What's up? Guy: If I told you, would you sit on it?

what did the ghost say to the bee boo-bee

I'm black and I will beat your children. (This is not an anti-joke)

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


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