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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A rapist and a little child walk through a dark forest. The little child says: "It's scary here." Rapist answers: "Tell me about, I gotta go back alone through here."

If your reading this, youre not blind.

One time there was a girl in a wheelchair and she couldn't walk.

What did one dinosaur say to the other? Nothing and if you think dinosaurs talk you might need to be diagnosed for having Schizophrenia. Invega is a subtle treatment.

Knock, Knock Who's there? Orange That's impossible because orange's can't talk. Oh. It's Jim, I need to borrow your lawnmower.

Knock Knock Who's There? Im Black Im Black Who Open The Door Now Pancakes Granted

What did one tampon say to another? Nothing they were both stuck up.

how do you know when you've had too much to drink? . . . when you're dead.

how do you make lady gaga cry you poke here face then rape here.

What is red and cry's? A baby chewing on a razor blade

Buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo. The prior sentence is a grammatically correct sentence in American English.

Stephen Hawking walks into a bar.

Enough Red to share, RAWR! With me only though! But hey, do me a favor wear your glasses not your contact lenses. "That anime" do you watch anime? Or hentai or whatever?

What do you call someone without legs or arms laying at your front door? Steve

why weren't all the jews wiped out in WW2 the gas bill was too expensive

Why did the little boy stop looking for his ball? Because he found it.

What do you give the person who has everything? A 20$ gift voucher

what happens when y tell ur deff brother uve been sleeping with his wife..nothing

What's the difference between an elephant and a grape? They're both purple. Except for the elephant.

When life hands you lemons...you should probably get yourself checked out because life is an abstract idea...

Why did the car crash? Because the driver was blind

You do realize that in my home dimension of earth, I am just lying in the sun, typing on the goddamn laptop right? I mean are you retarded OR SOMETHING? I AM THE GODDAMN MORAL MAN! Moral: Honestly though, If I where like running around shouting this, I... Would begin to get slightly worried...

What's worse than being forced to drink your own urine and eat a disabled kids poop? James Holmes (Ironic that the text I had to type in to post this was "I'M BATMAN".)

Why do gingers smell so bad? So the blind can hate them too

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