- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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You do realize that in my home dimension of earth, I am just lying in the sun, typing on the goddamn laptop right? I mean are you retarded OR SOMETHING? I AM THE GODDAMN MORAL MAN! Moral: Honestly though, If I where like running around shouting this, I... Would begin to get slightly worried...

why weren't all the jews wiped out in WW2 the gas bill was too expensive

What do you call someone without legs or arms laying at your front door? Steve

what happens when y tell ur deff brother uve been sleeping with his wife..nothing

Knock knock It's open, come in

Why did the little boy stop looking for his ball? Because he found it.

What is the difference between a Ferrari and a bag of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

What's the difference between an elephant and a grape? They're both purple. Except for the elephant.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting raped.

Stephen Hawking walks into a bar.

Why did the car crash? Because the driver was blind

Sex

Ask me if im a tree? No

Why did Susie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock Whose. There? Not Susie.

Knock knock. Who's there? Blanket Blanket who? Blanket, son of deceased recording artist Michael Jackson. Ever since his father died there has been so much stress in the family that he could not handle it. He ran away and is now seeking shelter and grief council.

I'm going to live to be 300 years old or die trying!

How does a printer work? You plug it in.

The little girl asks her father "Daddy why is santa fat?" "you have to exist to lose weight" he answered

Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because it died. Q: Why did the dog fall out of the tree? A: Because it was tied to the monkey.

Why did Stephen Hawking ask for pizza? Because he was hungry.

Have you seen Ray Charles' new house? Neither has he...

A little boy went to a sleep over . They watched a episode of pokemon and the flashing lights triggered the boys epilepsy he was driven to hospital and is recovered.

whats long, hard and full of seamen submarine

What happens when u mix water and soda? You get watery soda

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